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  • — I Hate My Neighbor —
    Posted by Anonymous

    I hate my neighbors! The pathetic well-off white boys who act as if they just came from the South side of Chicago dressed in those funky-ass clothes listening to their music so damned loud til 6 AM that it makes my windows shake.

    Speaking in ghetto talk as they sit their asses down in their fucking Audi's. Mother Fuckers! Ghetto people dont drive Audi's or play golf or wear fucking clothes they picked up at Macys.

    LIttle bastards would make it ten seconds in the ghetto. Either they'd piss themselves and die of embarassment or have their fucking throats slit. Either way -- its all good.

    #4935 — Comments (3) — Mar 3, 2009 at 2:53 AM — That's Juicy! (0) Remove This.
  • — I Hate My Neighbor —
    Posted by Anonymous

    I dont HATE my neighbors..I don't even really know most of them. I just moved to a new place and it seems like all the women in the neighborhood have their claws out and are ready to fuel some gossip. I have talked to a few of them on occassion, and it just seems like they ALWAYS talk about SOMEONE. I don't want to get involved with that kinda crap, so I stay to myself. They are always having little parties together and ask me to go, and I WANT to go and make friends, but I am not sure if I want THESE type of friends. But I hate to be rude and anti-social. What should I do?

    #4936 — Comments (7) — Mar 5, 2009 at 1:42 AM — That's Juicy! (0) Remove This.
  • — I Hate My Neighbor —
    Posted by Anonymous

    My neighbor just thinks her kids are perfect. They make better grades than anyone else, they play sports better than anyone else, they are better mannered than anyone else, they put their pants on better than anyone else, so on and so forth. All parents love to brag about their kids, but there are some people that just don't know when to shut up. When I get out of my car from working all day, if Mommy Dearest is outside, she makes it a point to stop me and tell me how perfect Mac and Olivia are. Seriously, its every time I go outside. My kids are awesome at what they do too, and I brag about it sometimes because I am proud, but NEVER do I go on and on and on and on. Her kids ARE really talented and I have told her so on several occassions but its like shes just not happy unless she has pointed out EVERY LITTLE THING. Little Mac had a wonderful bowel movement last week. YES!! SHE told me THAT!!! Why do I care lady?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

    #4937 — Comments (4) — Mar 6, 2009 at 12:40 AM — That's Juicy! (2) Remove This.
  • — I Hate My Neighbor —
    Posted by Anonymous

    I'm truly sick to death of my neighbors and the parking situation. I've tried to be nice about it, and it's gotten me nowhere. These are the laziest people on the planet, I'm sure. I wish they would take their fat, lazy asses and move someplace else. They have a garage, they have a driveway, but for some reason, they have to keep parking in front of my house. I HATE THEM!

    #4938 — Comments (4) — Mar 8, 2009 at 1:56 PM — That's Juicy! (0) Remove This.
  • — I Hate My Neighbor —
    Posted by Anonymous

    Excuse me you Pigful Disgusting Phlegmbot next door--we don't appreciate you or your caveman Humpty Dumpty husband or your mutant adult children acting like you are the only ones who live here.
    I'm sick of not being able to sit on my patio without hearing your blasting TV day and night. I'm sick of your shitty rodent looking dog crapping on my lawn and none of you clean it up. I'm sick of hearing your dog bark all the time, and nobody ever tells it to be quiet.
    Nobody would want to live next to you. You are lazy, disgusting, and just a bitch. Get in your Shitmobile and drive away and never come back.

    #4939 — Comments (2) — Mar 8, 2009 at 2:27 PM — That's Juicy! (0) Remove This.
  • — I Hate My Neighbor —
    Posted by Anonymous

    I have a similar problem to all of the aforementioned situations. A year and a half ago I quit my job as a probation officer to stay at home. Shortly before I had quit I had met a woman (HL) at the pool who had a daughter the same age as my daughter, and as luck would have it she was also a stay at home mom. I befriended this woman and her next door neighbor (KA) who has a son also my daughter's age. I begain to hang around these women and attend their neighborhood get togethers. We would watch each other's children and go shopping together. I taught these women some crafts that I make and so on. You get the picture. One day HL came to me and said that my daughter was at her house and said my mom sticks her hand down her pants and eats it. Initially I was going laugh because it was so outlandish but saw the seriousness on HL's face and said "I wonder if anyone has hurt her?". I then went home and asked my daughter about the comment and she reminded me we were at Wal-Mart earlier in the week and she had gotten some feces on her hands and I explained and made a gesture to "down there" and that we don't put our hands down there and then made a gesture towards my mouth and said because we don't want it to get in our mouths and that it is full of germs and is YUCKY. From this my daughter assumed that I did that and proceeded to tell the neighbor this. I went down and told HL the information that my daughter had given me. About a week later I got a letter from Social Services saying that I was being investigated for molesting my daughter. A social worker came out and said that there were three allegations. The first was that I told HL that my daughter had been molested by a teacher. My daughter has never been to school and nor did I say that. Secondly, HL reported that my daughter said that she could not ride a bike because her privates hurt and that I had told HL that my daughter's privates were "SPLIT" and that her husband and KA's husband molested her. Again my daughter had said that and her privates were hurt. She had worn a life jacket all day that had a strap that went through her legs. Apparently the jacket was too lose and was riding up while she was in the water causing the strap to chaif her. I had called my doctor and he advised to put vasaline on it and have her sit on the toliet backwards to prevent any urine from getting on the irritation for a period of time. I never went and accused their husbands of doing anything to my daughter. If I thought that I would have called law enforcement and I would not have allowed her to spend the night at their house after this alleged incident. The third allegation was me sticking my hands down my pants and having my daughter watch. The Social Worker talked with my daughter and came down the stairs and asked me what I did to these women to make them hate me so bad. I was so shocked I could not believe these were my friends that did this.

    HL sent me a nasty letter saying that I was turning it all around on me and taking the focus off of my daughter. I told her that the allegations were unfounded and unsubstantated and she told me to refrain from coping text from my PROBATION OFFICER manual. She continued to say that I did the things that she reported I did. I eventually stopped emailing her back and tried to seperate myself from the situation. However, my daughter was begging to see her friends and she constantly was crying about not getting to play with them. I found her new friends and made extra efforts to get her new friends and play dates.

    One day the two moms HL and KA told me to come to their house and they would talk to me. I went down there stupidly trying to work on this so my daughter did not have to lose these friends. When I got down there they told me I was a negligant mother and that I was to blame for all of this. They said they could not believe that I don't care about my daughter or what has happenend to her. When I repeatedly said nothing has happened they continued to say that they know it has. I finally stood up and said you can't fix stupid and left. They sent text messages and called my house repeatedly and I blocked their numbers and emails from reaching me. Since that time they have gone around the neighborhood and held parties where people have come and told me that they are telling everyone I am an unregistered sex offender and my daughter has been molested. I have been behind them when they have said this while at the school. I am the PTO president and a cub scout den leader. I have many people who are my friends but the people who don't know me are believing this crap. My daughter is now in kindergarten and she went to school and made a friend and it is the little girl of one of the ladies I overheard talking about me. I can't let my daughter go over there and play and she won't let her chilld over to my house. For a year and a half this has been going on and I have been unable to move forward. I went to go see a therapist on Monday and her advice was to move. We financially cannot really afford that right now. She said I needed to get my kids out of the school too. My children love their school and have tons of friends in the school. I am not sure this is the way to go. I agree this has devistated me and hurt me beyond belief but isn't there anything else I can do? HELP!!

    #4940 — Comments (7) — Mar 10, 2009 at 1:22 PM — That's Juicy! (0) Remove This.
  • — I Hate My Neighbor —
    Posted by Anonymous

    My neighbor moved his driveway to the property line 10 years ago. He knew then that our tree is not going to stop growing, so our tree is mature now and has lots of leaves and sap. So my stupid neighbor has to park under it, he has been chopping away at it so much we now have half a tree. He screams about the leaves, etc falling onto his vehicle like a crazy man, yelling the f word at my 22 year old daughter, he needs serious help. Cant wait for the day the 4 sale sign goes up!! He even tried killing it with carpenter ants, wacko or what!! He created the problem when he enlarged his driveway to our property line, what an ass!! Yeah Larry I mean you!!!

    #4941 — Comments (5) — Mar 12, 2009 at 5:04 PM — That's Juicy! (0) Remove This.
  • — I Hate My Neighbor —
    Posted by Anonymous

    I HATE MY NEIGHBORS!! SHES AN EMOTIONAL BITCH WHO CANT DECIDE FROM ONE DAY TO THE NEXT IF SHE WANTS TO BE PEOPLES FRIEND AND HE IS AN EGOTISTICAL ASSHOLE. EVERYTHING THEY HAVE IS BETTER, BIGGER, AND COSTED WAY MORE MONEY THAN WHAT ANYONE ELSE HAS! ONE DAY THEY SAY HI TO YOU AND THE NEXT DAY, THEY ACT LIKE YOU ARE INVISIBLE. THEY ARE THE MOST HIPOCRITICAL PEOPLE I HAVE EVER MET AND I CANT WAIT TIL THE DAY THEY MOVE. THEY DONT EVEN NEED TO WORRY ABOUT A MOVING TRUCK, I WILL CARRY EACH AND EVERY PIECE OF THEIR BELONGINGS AROUND THE WORLD TWO TIMES JUST TO GET THEM THE HELL AWAY FROM ME AND MY FAMILY. GOD I HATE THEM!!!!!!! I REGRET THE DAY I EVEN SAID HI TO THEM. THEY SHOULD HAVE STAYED IN FUCKING CALIFORNIA OR WHEREVER IT IS THEY CAME FROM!! AND THEY CAN TAKE THEIR UGLY ASS ANIMALS WITH THEM WHEN THEY GO..ALL 12 OF THEM!!!

    #4942 — Comments (3) — Mar 15, 2009 at 12:39 AM — That's Juicy! (0) Remove This.
  • — I Hate My Neighbor —
    Posted by Anonymous

    Last night I discovered at our neighborhood picnic that I am not the only one having parking issues with lazy neighbors! The neighbor on the other side of the offenders has had problems with them parking in front of her house too. Recently the nice, elderly woman directly across the street from their house accidentally hit their car because it was parked blocking her driveway. This would not have happened if Lazy Bitch and her rodent family would just park in their own driveway like everyone else, instead of parking on the street.
    It was SO refreshing to talk with other neighbors. Even families with multiple cars who must juggle them around to keep them off the street feel contempt for those parking on the street when they have room in the driveway. The basic sentiment is that if you have room in your garage or driveway, you have no business parking on the street. If you don't have room in your garage--clean it out and make room. It's not your neighbors' problem if you are a pig and lazy. Park in your own damn driveway or garage. Keep the street free. The streets are narrow enough without your Shitmobile blocking them!

    #4943 — Comments (1) — Mar 15, 2009 at 5:01 PM — That's Juicy! (0) Remove This.
  • — I Hate My Neighbor —
    Posted by Anonymous

    20 years we've lived in this house and renters and other home owners have come and gone yet WE seem to be the hated people of the neighborhood.

    Latest issue, dogs. Yes our CHIHUAHUAS bark. Yes, we yell to stop them and we bring them in at dusk where they stay all night sleeping with us. The whole neighborhood has barking dogs but we've been selected as the target of everyones hate.

    I go to take out my trash cans this evening only to witness one neighbor saying hi to another and his response? "I'm just so tired of the fucking barking dogs", and then shoots me a dirty look. I want to put my fist down his throat!

    Then a neighborhood girl rides up on her bike (about 8 yrs old) and says, "Our dog barks too". I take the opportunity to loudy tell her, "Yes, everyone seems to think we have the only barking dogs in the neighborhood even though we don't". And then I showed her all the praying mantises on our plants. Being a nice neighbor.

    I keep the nicest yard, I'm nice to all the kids and buy their school crap and yet I'm still treated like crap. They can all go to hell!

    Wow, that feels good to get that off my chest. Thanks!

    #4944 — Comments (2) — Mar 15, 2009 at 8:56 PM — That's Juicy! (2) Remove This.
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