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  • — I Hate My Neighbor —
    Posted by Anonymous

    Everday they come by. They point at me. Sometimes they laugh.
    I am trapped!
    My only revenge is when I'm sitting on a branch is to poop and throw it at them.
    DAMN DIRTY HUMANS!!
    hahahahahahhahahahahahhahahhahahha ha

    #5619 — Comments (2) — Feb 26, 2004 at 7:21 PM — That's Juicy! (0) Remove This.
  • — I Hate My Neighbor —
    Posted by Anonymous

    Up Front: I understand there isn't any "profile" for a pedophile, but the fella across the street has to be awfully close to filling the description. This guy has lived with his elderly father since birth, probably - for at least the last decade, certainly. His father died two years ago, before that, he apparently kept his offbeat son on a short leash. I am unsure if this strange dude across the street ever attended ANY school, but I know the guy has NEVER held a job, doesn't drive and wears only very brief shorts most of the year, complemented by a nearly perpetual baseball cap to cover his balding head(he MUST be 30-40 years old). He has a very distinctive high-pitched(almost child-like)voice. Since his father's death, his sole companions are the several children who live next door to him. He seems to be mostly fond of playing with the young girls(two sisters, probably 9-11 yrs), squirting them with the hose and giving them "piggy-back" rides, but will play with their brothers(10-12yrs)as well. He seems to have virtually no other friends. The parents of this tribe of children really seem too distracted to notice what MAY be happening, they are rarely seen outside the house while their children are "supervised" only by the weird clown, their neighbor. I gotta say, the guy seems less like "Gilbert Grape" and more like John Wayne Gacy. But the parents and the rest of the neighborhood(mostly rentals) seem either oblivious or content that nothing is "wrong" with this picture, but the situation seems a little remarkable to me, to say the least. What about you?

    #5620 — Comments (7) — Mar 14, 2004 at 11:10 AM — That's Juicy! (2) Remove This.
  • — I Hate My Neighbor —
    Posted by Anonymous

    I mind my own business, treat others well and would help anyone who needed it. So why do I have do deal with this shit? I think it is because I am the only white-collar and they are rednecks.. well, not even true rednecks, they are wanna-be rednecks.. walk around with beer and their shirts off to try to look cool. I just stick out like a sore thumb. I overhear them once in a while talking about me. When I was putting up my fence to keep their dogs and kids out of my back-yard, I should have charged them admission. A group of them quickly sat on the back-porch of my next-door neighbor just watching the show. The handyman of the group making comments.. I could hear a little of it.. about how ignorant I am about building the fence and snickering. Well.. I did a damn good job, the fence is straight, strong and now I can work on projects and BBQ without being stared at. And its not like I am a city-slicker or anything, I am the hardest worker I know and when I am not at work working, I am working in the yard or working on a project, or working on my degree so I can get my ass out of here. These folks watch TV all day after working 4 hours a day. My other next-door neighbor does not get along with anyone and sometimes finds my backyard a good spot for throwing chicken-bones and cobs or corn after their cookouts. The other end of the road has real rednecks who have turned their yards into a used car lot. They don't get along with the wanna-be rednecks or me either. One even owns a small tractor yet does not have a farm (and lives on a mostly wooded lot) and rides it around for fun. Well, at least I don't get as many rude comments out of those folk.

    #5621 — Comments (2) — Mar 19, 2004 at 5:26 PM — That's Juicy! (0) Remove This.
  • — I Hate My Neighbor —
    Posted by Anonymous

    I had to move next door to the ONLY people in the friggin neighborhood with an outside dog, and nasty bratty kids! I am going to have a nervous breakdown.! These people are ignorant! You should hear their kids! They are only about 11 and 8. They use every cuss word in the book at the top of their lungs. Their mother will go outside and scream at the top of her lungs and call them every name in the book to try and get them to mind! No wonder our kids grow up to be a bunch of hoodlums! Her kids even talk back to her when she does this, and they just go back and forth! Who is in charge here? WHY on earth, did I have to buy a house next door to nasty brats, the only ones in a 4 block radius? Must be my lucky life! And that is not it! Oh, no sirry! They have a German Shepherd locked in a kennel in the backyard that barks at it's own shadow! What a bunch of dipshits! The poor thing is a farm dog, and they leave it locked up 24/7/365 in that damn kennel! What a life! I am going to go bonkers! Calling the law won't do me any favors, because they will know I did it! Ever hear of crystal draino in raw hamburger? Here doggy! Yum, YUM! I really am not that cruel, but I can fantasize, can't I?

    #5622 — Comments (1) — Apr 11, 2002 at 9:39 PM — That's Juicy! (0) Remove This.
  • — I Hate My Neighbor —
    Posted by Anonymous

    I used to have a really rude couple living next door to me in my apartment building. All of our apartments have heavy steel doors on them and these stupid retards just didn't get it that when they just let the door go after they opened it, it would slam really hard and vibrate the walls and make a lot of noise. These people would do this shit day and night. They would park so close to my car so I couldn't get into it and when they opened their doors, it was obvious they were hitting my car because it had silver paint marks on both the doors, and I drive a blue car. They just really went out of their way to be total assholes, and everytime I saw them I would go out of my way to be nice and say hi, but they just didn't seem to like anyone in the whole building. Well one night me and a group of my friends went out drinking. We came home to crash at my place and I noticed they had just bought a brand new welcome mat. Earlier that day, one of the idiots slammed the door and caused the walls to shake so bad that it broke a collector's plate I inherited from my great grandmother. So I decided I would return the favor and piss all over their new welcome mat. So I walked over, dropped my pants in front of all my friends and pissed on the mat. My friends knew what was going on with these people so after I went, they each took a turn pissing on their welcome mat. Well that wasn't enough for me. We decided to put my dart board up against their wall and play darts for 2 hours straight, pounding on their bedroom wall at 3 in the morning on a Sunday night (they both get up early in the morning and had a newborn baby, so I knew they would be kept up). Then we all took turns jumping off my bed onto the floor and making the walls shake, while I had my 250 watt stereo at full blast, which also meant we'd have to yell at the top of our lungs to talk to each other. I'm sure they probably tried to call the cops but the cops leave it up to management to solve, and management doesn't care unless the place is burning down or someone has a gun and is going postal in the place. Finally, around 5:30 we all went to bed. They were quiet all the day and the door didn't slam once. But since that night, they have been so quiet and they have been so unbelievably polite when I pass them in the hall that I think my friends and I made it pretty clear that we really don't take kindly to people who act like assholes and feel they have carte blanche to treat everyone else as if they are an asshole too.

    #5623 — Comments (2) — Mar 27, 2004 at 11:11 PM — That's Juicy! (0) Remove This.
  • — I Hate My Neighbor —
    Posted by Anonymous

    I read the same stuff over and over in this section. "I hate my neighbor" "they're jerks", "they play music too loud" yada yada yada.
    Get some nerve, people! If you let people step on you, they will continue it.
    Pissing on the welcome mat doesn't get it. If you want to be a pansy, leave a gas can on their step with a note saying if the shit keeps up, next time the can won't be empty.
    Otherwise, take a fucking bat to their knees.
    All this boo hoo shit if wrong. Kick em in the balls and make their life miserable.

    #5624 — Comments (5) — Mar 30, 2004 at 10:17 AM — That's Juicy! (0) Remove This.
  • — I Hate My Neighbor —
    Posted by Anonymous

    We have these fucking asshole losers who live upstairs and constantly bang on our ceiling. The woman is a whore with three of the brattiest kids you could ever imagine!! They start around 7:30 when the bitch kicks one of them out of bed in the morning and go until 9:00 at night. Banging cabinets, running back and forth, running the water...anything you can imagine. I would love to go up there and beat the living shit out of all of them. But alas, I am too kind of a human being to stoop down to such a disrespectful, discourteous level that these mutherfuckers have!

    #5625 — Comments (1) — Apr 13, 2002 at 10:20 PM — That's Juicy! (0) Remove This.
  • — I Hate My Neighbor —
    Posted by Anonymous

    I can take anything but when it comes to my scum neighbor teacheing my little 5 yr. old about Hate I get upset. I ended up telling the dad to F off and I've never sworn in my life. They have big parties in their front yard and invite all neighborhood kids except my little girl. What do you do when your tiny child is involoved at her expense?

    #5626 — Comments (3) — Apr 2, 2004 at 11:43 PM — That's Juicy! (0) Remove This.
  • — I Hate My Neighbor —
    Posted by Anonymous

    Troy and Kerry are spoiled rotten only children. They home school their children so there is NEVER a hope that they can have anything but social retardation. Some home schoolers are great, mind you, but these morons are just that! Spoiled rotten, not to mention her IQ must be that of a 2nd grader! They are jealous supercilious twits. What goes around comes around. Grow up. Youve lived here your whole life and the only friends you have are 1 and your mommies and daddies. What garbage! May what go around come around to you and piss on your starter level "home". Jealousy gets you no where!

    #5627 — Comments (10) — Apr 2, 2004 at 11:59 PM — That's Juicy! (0) Remove This.
  • — I Hate My Neighbor —
    Posted by Anonymous

    Listen to this: my neighbor put up two surveillance cameras pointed right at my front door and we live in an apartment. his door is right across the hall from ours. he also set up another surveillance camera to watch the parking lots! its invasive and i hate feeling watched every fucking second by that ugly bastard and his twiggy wife. if i could get away with murder they are the first on my list!

    #5628 — Comments (9) — Apr 4, 2004 at 3:09 PM — That's Juicy! (0) Remove This.
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