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  • — I Hate My Neighbor —
    Posted by Anonymous

    They moved in next door to us years after we did and acted like they were the Trumps who bought the block.

    His wife acted like a bitchy high school student towards me and after I got sick of her petty childish comments I basically told her to shut the f*ck up. Well after a couple of cosmos she decided to charge me at my fence yelling "I'll take you on bitch"! Husband decided to take matters into his own hands and squeezed through a small opening in our fence grabbed me by my throat and threw me into the chimney. Whenever I stood up he knocked me down again. I admit I was no angel telling her to f*ck herself but I would never have crossed that boundary unless invited. I finally scratched his glasses off his face and he went back into his yard. Their friend who is now my stalker and passes and leers at my house everyday, acted as a witness on their behalf and when the police showed up they didn't even arrest him! While I was being taken to the hospital, she concocted a beautiful fairy tale to get the husband off. I was on the side of my house with no windows or doors and my husband was inside napping and didn't hear anything! Whenever I tried to run to the back door he would grab me by the back of my shirt and throw me down again.

    The sad part, this guy is like 5'5" with glasses and a little puny nerd. He walks around doing yardwork with a freakin weight belt on! LOL... we laugh at that all the time. Everytime this guy goes out and tries to "posture" like some kind of tough guy, my husband makes sure to go out there and stare him down. I pray for the day he says something to him, because when my husband gets angry he's a bit psycho and we would all like to see him bitch-slap this kid but good. The frustrating part is that we CANNOT say anything because we would be the ones to get in trouble (arrested/sued) now that they've concocted all of these disgusting lies about what happened and people believe them. I'm emotional and this hurts my credibility with shallow types. The beauty is my children are grown and they have two mentally handicapped children and are in no position to ever try that again. Soina lot of ways, they look like the jerks they are.

    #5252 — Comments (6) — Jun 26, 2006 at 3:07 PM — That's Juicy! (0) Remove This.
  • — I Hate My Neighbor —
    Posted by Anonymous

    I went to make a call to my mother and when I picked up the phone I heard my neighbor's voice! The bitch was telling someone on the other end how she called a place my husband and I were looking for jobs at and told them we were drug dealers and bad elements, ect., ect.! Give me a BREAK! Isn't there such a thing called SLANDER? Then, she went on to say how when my mother was here for a visit she took down her license plate number, went to the DMV, looked up her name and got her number from information! What the hell is WRONG with this psychopath? She's even gone so far as to ask around at her work if anyone could "take care of the situation" for her so that it can't be traced back to them!I went to the police (I even had 2 witnesses, my husband & my room-mate picked up the extentions), but they just went over and talked to her. Call her, tell her to leave us alone! Her number's (386) 517-0015 we just want to be left ALONE! We even had to put up plywood because she keeps trying to peek into our window through her fence (I didn't know watching me at the computer was so entertaining!). HELP!

    #5253 — Comments (6) — Nov 8, 2001 at 8:37 PM — That's Juicy! (0) Remove This.
  • — I Hate My Neighbor —
    Posted by Anonymous

    My neighbor always knocks on the door while I'm masturbating, and he always wants to know, if I can come over and fix some stupid thing around his house. I'm sick of having to get up, and kill my mood, just to see that old bastard. I think next time, I'll just go over to his house, and cum all over his floor, and say "That's what you get you son of a bitch!"

    #5254 — Comments (9) — Jul 3, 2006 at 8:17 PM — That's Juicy! (0) Remove This.
  • — I Hate My Neighbor —
    Posted by Anonymous

    I'll start by saying that I hate to complain about the petty since there is so much more horrible shit going on in the world than having to co-exist with assholes. But, I think everyone needs a place to come home to where they can take a break from the assholes we work with, shop with and share the roads with.

    Anyway... I live in a state of perpetual sunlight. My neighbor has a spotlight shining on my house and in my backyard. The light encompasses the entire width of my property. Closing the blinds only dims the light halfway. What's worse is that the spotlight is triggered by motion and cycles on and off all night if the wind is blowing.

    Yesterday the two 60 or 75 Watt bulbs where changed out for two 100 or 150 Watt bulbs. When I got home last night and the potlight turned on, I thought the mothership landed in my back yard...

    Why?

    #5255 — Comments (10) — Jul 9, 2006 at 7:37 PM — That's Juicy! (0) Remove This.
  • — I Hate My Neighbor —
    Posted by Anonymous

    Mon voisin est un gros con. Il a deux chiens encore plus con que lui qui jappent tous le temps. Il aime la musique forte, il a un gros camion qui prend toute la place et il fait marcher son radio réveil pendant des heures le matin. Le vacarme doit l'aider a dormir.

    #5256 — Comments (0) — Nov 28, 2002 at 4:06 PM — That's Juicy! (0) Remove This.
  • — I Hate My Neighbor —
    Posted by Anonymous

    I have a neighbor that seems to be unable to deaf, who therefore does everything twice as loud as a normal person. The ironic thing is he is a music conductor, so Iguess he can't be deaf. Firstly, he leaves his alarm clock on for 2 hours while he's out for 5 or 6 times already. Leaves his TV on at blasting volume for I don't know how many time. It was so loud that I can hear it even with earplugs in my ears. He has a piano that he TRIES to play every morning at 8 or so. He blasts music and instant messaging notification noises from his computer speakers. The way he talks on the cell phone is so loud that when he is on it, I can hear not only him, but also the person that he is talking to. He would snooze his alarm from 6 to 8 every morning several months ago. There are so many things that I would like to confront him about that I don't even know how to talk to him anymore.

    #5257 — Comments (2) — Aug 4, 2006 at 1:55 PM — That's Juicy! (0) Remove This.
  • — I Hate My Neighbor —
    Posted by Anonymous

    hi , i wear boxers and well my stupid neighbor is so fat that he wears wity titys but he is gay but once he pantsed me then changed me (he tied me when he pantsed me)into his underwear he wears a size 19 i wear 13 ,then he gave me a wedgie then kept his hand up (the hand he was using to give me a wedgie) all over my city and i live in chicago a hour or 2 my penis really hurt

    #5258 — Comments (5) — Aug 8, 2006 at 4:17 PM — That's Juicy! (0) Remove This.
  • — I Hate My Neighbor —
    Posted by Anonymous

    I just bought the home that I grew up in because my parents died and it needs a LOT of work. I work full time at night, I'm on call a lot, don't have much money right now, and I'm in school. I'm fixing things up as fast as I can, but my lawn mower went up last summer and I could not afford a new one. I borrowed my brother's mower, but that's hard because he lives in a different state. This summer I finally saved up enough money to get one, and I just put it together. In the meantime, this one old woman on my block won't leave me alone about it. She calls all hours of the day when I have asked her not to call after 12 unless it is an emergency because of my schedule, and she leaves these nasty messages about how the whole neighborhood just can't deal with me anymore and my yard is too messy and it looks horrible and they don't want me here, etc. She keeps threatening to call the county and have a citation placed against me (she did this last summer, it was very upsetting because I told her I was working something out but could not afford the citation)! I could get over a simple, "You really need to mow your grass" call, but they're getting wierd - calls with her rambling about how we're all going to get rats and it will be my fault (?), etc. She goes to all the neighbors on our end of the block complaining about me, has solicited lawn services to come to my house to talk to me (then called and left more harassing messages when I turn them away because I cannot afford them), etc. The worst part is, no one else is complaining, lots of other yards have grass as high as mine, I have talked to her about my situation, and SHE WATCHED ME PUTTING A LAWN MOWER TOGETHER RIGHT BEFORE SHE LEFT THE LAST MESSAGE!!!!! It got dark before I finished, so I didn't get back to it until today. I was so angry at the voice mail I chose not to cut my lawn, but called the county police and found out I can mow my grass at 6am, so from now on, even if I have to take vacation time every 2 weeks and leave work early, I will be out there at 6:00 on the dot, dragging her wrinkled old ass out of bed with the sound of my mower. Oh yeah, one week I had to go out of town for my job, so I didn't have any garbage to put out on garbage day (I wasn't home to make any). She left 6 messages on my voice mail that day about me "letting trash pile up" and the neighbors "weren't going to put up with it", then made it a point to call right in the middle of the afternoon every day before trash day after that to "remind" me to put my trash out. I can only think my parents must have made some enemies around here I didn't know about, but I thought I was doing something good here. I'll tell you, as soon as I can get the place fixed up a little and get out from under my contract with this mortgage company, I am SO out of here.

    #5259 — Comments (3) — Nov 28, 2002 at 6:38 PM — That's Juicy! (0) Remove This.
  • — I Hate My Neighbor —
    Posted by Anonymous

    i hate chia n aaron!!! i wish they were dead

    #5260 — Comments (1) — Aug 26, 2006 at 8:10 AM — That's Juicy! (0) Remove This.
  • — I Hate My Neighbor —
    Posted by Anonymous

    Okay,

    My wife and I moved into the neighborhood about 2 years ago. Nice and quiet.....peaceful.....MOTHER FUCKIN' NEIGHBORS FROM HELL!!!!!!!!!! We were getting ready to wrap our home with a privacy fence that would also keep our three dogs in the yard so they don't have to be penned up. BUT GUESS WHAT?! Mother-fucker next door comes over as were looking the land over and asks, "What are you doing?" LIKE IT'S ANY OF HIS FUCKIN' BUSINESS! We said were laying out the lines for a privacy fence. THIS MOTHER FUCKER HAS THE BALLS TO SAY, "You can't build a fence." US: "And why not?" ASSAHOLA: "Because our property lines are on a diagonal." US: So? ASSAHOLA: "So, you'd have to build an angled fence." -------Long story short...I have to go shit on the mother fucker's lawn....he just mowed. Went to the county to get an arial view of our property. We are well within our property lines to build a fence at 90FUCKING DEGREE ANGLES!!!!!!!!!!

    There's a lot more to this wimpy, punk-ass pussy-ass BITCH OF A 'MAN!' But I've vented enough for now.

    H

    #5261 — Comments (6) — Sep 22, 2006 at 5:44 PM — That's Juicy! (0) Remove This.
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