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  • — I Hate My Neighbor —
    Posted by Anonymous

    I am so sick of those mothers upstairs....everyday we have to deal with their smelly asses! Every day we have to listen to boom boom boom coming from upstairs for hours upon hours. Music playing all day and all night. They think that they have the right to disturb everyone else because they purchased the stereo...so in other words I would have to right to shoot their ugly nasty asses if I bought a gun? I think they are severely disturbed! I have written about them before and how they pull this shit with everyone that lives under them...nothing can ever be done because the skanky mothers senile old bat mother owns the house...Well, guess what we applied for a mortgage and will be moving very soon!!!!!!!!!!!!!I can not wait! I should stick rotting meat in all the heating vents but am a better person than that! My husband will be leaving notes all around the house for the new tenants! Warn them about what they are getting themselves into before they move in!

    #5341 — Comments (9) — Jul 29, 2007 at 11:55 AM — That's Juicy! (0) Remove This.
  • — I Hate My Neighbor —
    Posted by Anonymous

    A few days ago a 5 year old followed us home after we were doing laundry. We all live in the same place and laundry room is only a little ways away and so is the boy's home.

    He shows me and by son's best friend his new wallet. He just got it from the dollar store. Inside were two magnets, one that has a poem about why he is loved. The other is another picture of three Disney princes and above it says "I am a princess." There is gift card for Walmart and one for Toys R us. We play with it and say that is a magical wallet.

    My son comes in from taking out the trash and James shows my son his wallet. All three boys go outside to shot Nerf guns in the grassy area.

    That day was a major house cleaning day. No kids were underfoot and had finished a new chapter. So the place is a bit of disarray. Pots are out so I clean the shelves and reorganize, and the beds have been stripped, furniture is moved from its place for vacuuming.

    The boys come back in. James wants to no where is wallet is. I says he felt here. He says he left on a stack of blankets. I know this isn't true because the blankets are still in the drier.

    He insist that is here. I say if I find I will of course return it.

    The following day I have go to town. This is an all day affair. We are gone from 10 A.M. until 11 P.M. So no further looking.

    And after all I was straighten up my house that and everything by this is back in its place.

    The following night I cooking dinner and we have a friend over.

    Another neighbor comes over. He is drunk. He wants to come in and look for the wallet. We turn him away. Why would I let a drunk man in my house to look for something that is not even his? Mike was getting drunk with James's dad that night.

    The next morning. James and his dad come over to ask again. I say if I found they would have it. He looks hung-over. James demands his wallet and tells me look for it. I say no. I do not do what a 5 year tells me to do.

    I then say he should have kept track of his things. It is not my job to keep track of his son's things. He starts to yell at me. That his said that he placed it on our laundry basket. We do not use any kind of basket. I know that this is not accurate. He then tells that his son said that my son asked for the cards three times and that James wouldn't give it to him. NOT SO.

    His kid is crying and he wants his much loved wallet back.

    He is in no way interested in what I have to say and slams the door.

    He basically implied that my son had taken it. Yes, my nine year old is going to get on the bus and use these cards and I would not beware of it.

    I ask the kid who was over that if he recalled what happened. He back up what I have I recalled happening.

    I tell if it dose turn up I am keeping it.

    I am also going to see if there is anything on those cards. Personally I doubt there is anything on them. Why would he allow his kid to walk around with gift cards with anything on them?

    #5342 — Comments (8) — Jul 29, 2007 at 6:39 PM — That's Juicy! (0) Remove This.
  • — I Hate My Neighbor —
    Posted by Anonymous

    alrite my neighbors ( the adults ) are very nce but the childeren are from hell i swear when i was 3 one of them locked me in thier playroo=m b/c i had to go home and anpother i would ride my bike and when i was just learning to ride w/ 2 wheels she would ome and push me over wonce i was going fast.. they buitl a fort in my yard and didnt let me go near it and pick all of my mothers flowers

    #5343 — Comments (0) — Jan 1, 2003 at 11:49 AM — That's Juicy! (0) Remove This.
  • — I Hate My Neighbor —
    Posted by Anonymous

    We live outside a small town, almost out in the country. My kids and I, we love animals, so I let them have a dog, bunny and recently some chickens. All was well until the chicken addition... The neighbor comes to our door saying that we better get rid of our chicken "or else" because his wife has lupus and is alergic to them. (But the tens and maybe even hundreds of wild birds that come to their bird feeder in the summer aren't a problem)...
    Anyway, my oldest daughter started balling when she heard that she has to give away her favorite hen.
    We only had one rooster and we got rid of him, and I don't think noise was a problem because they're inside a greenhouse most of the time.
    Anyway, they called my landlord and now I have to get rid of all the birds. I wish the bitch would just go move to the city if living in the countryside bothers her.

    #5344 — Comments (6) — Aug 7, 2007 at 4:06 PM — That's Juicy! (0) Remove This.
  • — I Hate My Neighbor —
    Posted by Anonymous

    This bitch neighbor next door to me has a vicious dog that barks constantly. The dog is chained 24/7/365. She is so fat that she can barely get down the steps, much less walk the dog. If it barks one more night, I swear I will change it's name to Prestone the Anti-freeze wonder dog.

    #5345 — Comments (7) — Aug 8, 2007 at 12:30 AM — That's Juicy! (0) Remove This.
  • — I Hate My Neighbor —
    Posted by Anonymous

    Well I may have been called a bitch because of my hatred of the neighbors upstairs but the shock, fear and eventual peeing my pants laughter they have brought me tonight is PRICELESS!!!! I am not saying I like them, not in the least...Well I will start by telling you that I have been sick all week. By Thursday, my throat was killing me, I had a headache and a stuffy nose just to name some of the symptoms. So I call out of work Thursday and Friday, (something I never do!!!!) Tonight, I was sitting on my couch reading a magazine. I can hear the fire/smoke alarm going off upstairs, but didn't budge because it goes off once a night atleast. So it gets louder after about 10 minutes, I am starting to hear a lot of running around and I am wondering if I should start to get my dog, cat and other stuff out of the house seeing I was home alone. I look up and see a huge fucking fireball fall from the sky onto the ground near the window in my living room!!!!HOLY SHIT!!!!!! I grabbed my dog and cat, threw them into my car and walked into the back yard where I can hear the alarms going off...I yell Hey, is everything okay? The moron upstairs is throwing the fire alarms out the back hallway into the yard. One almost hits me in the head! He tells me. We had a semi-serious grease fire! I asked him what the hell the fire ball passing my living room window was? He said he had to throw it out because, he didn't have anything to extinguish the flame! We live in RI. It is freezing cold and very dry! Perfect for a fire! And I would like to know why the hell the whole friggan back yard is littered with smoke detectors????Why the hell did he need to throw them from the top floor? Morons!!!!!All I can say is my dog and cat will be coming with us from now on and we will be looking into renters fire insurance!

    #5346 — Comments (4) — Aug 8, 2007 at 10:14 PM — That's Juicy! (0) Remove This.
  • — I Hate My Neighbor —
    Posted by Anonymous

    My neighbor's are such fucking ass holes. I'm 15 year old gay male and i'm in the closet. My parents were gone for the day and i wanted to invite my boyfriend over. We have a privacy fence between the two yards, so i don't know how in the hell they saw us kissing, especially since we were at ground level in my underground pool. They had to have been looking. They told my parents when they got home, and now i'm the family blacksheep.

    #5347 — Comments (1) — Jan 3, 2003 at 3:13 PM — That's Juicy! (0) Remove This.
  • — I Hate My Neighbor —
    Posted by Anonymous

    Hear I sit with 18 inches of snow in my drive, and my snowblower's not working. My wonderful neighbor know's the part will be in next week. My neighbor has a snow blower that could do our entire city in 1 hour, but do you think he's spend 5 minutes helping out a neighbor who invites his lazy ass to parties and stuff him with food and booze? This lazy shithead does nothing, except think he's God's gift. I'm going to puke. I'm going to shovel my drive tonight, and after everyone is asleep, I will fill his drive up with ice and snow, just to show him how much he means to me. Hope he gets a hernia moving it.

    #5348 — Comments (4) — Aug 14, 2007 at 4:18 PM — That's Juicy! (0) Remove This.
  • — I Hate My Neighbor —
    Posted by Anonymous

    Three weeks ago this 50+yr old lady sent two dtectives to my home. It seems they were investigating a recent break -in to her apartment building.I had no idead this alleged break in occured. I was furious however that mrs,dixon suspected me as being the one who broke in. On top of the surprise visit the investigator told me that he knows I am adopted. W hat the fuck does that have to do with anything.ThIS neighbor of mine who i've known since I was in diapers, dissapointed me and was not considerate of my personal life. this woman needs a life. I have yet to think up a good plan of action and it's unfortunate because by the time i think of something I may not be angry anymore.

    #5349 — Comments (0) — Jan 5, 2003 at 12:07 AM — That's Juicy! (0) Remove This.
  • — I Hate My Neighbor —
    Posted by Anonymous

    My neighbor's two kids were playing out in their backyard. I had to let my dog out to go pee or whatever and when I let her in five minutes later, she had green crap in her fur. I think it was gum. I went outside and said "Did you thow gum at my dog?" The kid goes, "Yeah!" I asked why he did that and he said "cuz it was old." I couldn't get the gum out so I had to shave my poor dog. Now she has a bald patch on her side. She wasn't even barking or anything! She just had to pee! I'm not a violent person, but every tie I look at my dog I want to puch that kid in the face. Or better yet, put gum in his hair and see how he likes it.

    #5350 — Comments (3) — Aug 16, 2007 at 6:08 PM — That's Juicy! (0) Remove This.
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