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  • — Anything Goes —
    Posted by Anonymous

    I saw the pickup owned by my cheatin wife's boyfriend parked close to his apartment. Armed & ready it was a simple task to lift the hood and pour a concentrated mixture of grinding paste mixed with spirit into the oil filler spout.

    #725 — Comments (2) — Feb 20, 2004 at 3:36 AM — That's Juicy! (0) Remove This.
  • — Anything Goes —
    Posted by Anonymous

    We always hear "the rules" from the female side.
    Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules!
    Please note ... These are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE!

    1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

    1. Sunday = sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.

    1. Shopping is NOT a sport, and no, we are never going to think of it that way.

    1. Crying is blackmail.

    1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!

    1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

    1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

    1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.

    1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In Fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.

    1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.

    1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.

    1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.

    1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

    1. Christopher Columbus & Captain Cook did not need directions and neither do we.

    1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

    1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.

    1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

    1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.

    1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine, really.

    1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as football, computers, or fast cars.

    1. You have enough clothes.

    1. You have too many shoes.

    1. I am in shape. Round is a shape.

    Thank you for reading this; Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight, but did you know men really don't mind that, it's like camping.

    Pass this to as many men as you can - to give them a laugh.
    Pass this to as many women as you can - to give them an education.

    #724 — Comments (3) — Feb 16, 2004 at 11:42 AM — That's Juicy! (3) Remove This.
  • — Anything Goes —
    Posted by Anonymous

    I'm 24 and in less than three hours, I am marrying my older brother's gay lover so that "Paolo" can stay in the United States. We have to stay married for up to 3 years for Paolo to get citizenship. I wouldn't resent doing this so much if it wasn't for the fact that 3 years ago, my brother and his then-long time companion, "Jim" asked me to help them realize their dream of having a family. I carried a child by Jim for 9 months and then gave the baby up for adoption by my brother. My brother promised that he and Jim would always be together. When "Sara" was five months old, Jim "got religion" after some friends died of AIDS, decided he was no longer gay, and left my brother for a woman from his church. I am now basically raising Sara because my brother was really devasted by Jim leaving and had a nervous breakdown so he couldn't handle the responsibility on his own at the time. Then my brother met Paolo, here on a student visa. Paolo is 22 and doesn't want any kids. I guess that is fine because I'm not giving Sara back now (even if legally she is my brother's kid) and I'm not having any more! But I couldn't say no to the marriage because my brother raised me after our dad murdered our mom. He had to drop out of college to be there for me and basically gave up his twenties to be a surrogate dad. Otherwise, I would have been in foster care for 8 years.

    #723 — Comments (9) — Feb 15, 2004 at 6:45 AM — That's Juicy! (0) Remove This.
  • — Anything Goes —
    Posted by Anonymous

    What is butt cheese? I know what klingons are, but not cheese.

    #722 — Comments (8) — Feb 9, 2004 at 8:51 AM — That's Juicy! (0) Remove This.
  • — Anything Goes —
    Posted by Anonymous

    I was looking though an AOL message board when I came across a rather nasty post about gays. It had all the typical hateful slurs about gays. I reported the post to AOL. I then checked his profile. He actually had his employers website in it. So I sent a copy of his post and his profile to his employer. I sent him an email and told him what i did. He wrote me the next morning and said his account from AOL was terminated, but he was able to get reconnected. And he begged me not to send anything to his employer, which I had already done. His employer emailed me back saying thanks for bringing it to his attention, and gauranteed me it would not happen again. I then recieved another email from the poster thanking me for getting him suspended from work for two weeks. He said he might not have a job when he went back. He also had to tell me how I was taking food out of the mouths of his wife and kids. He then told me to have a nice life. I feel kind of like a dick, but he shouldn't post hate on the web.

    #721 — Comments (5) — Feb 8, 2004 at 3:41 PM — That's Juicy! (0) Remove This.
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    Posted by Anonymous

    I confess that I am sick of receiving e- mails:
    A) Promising money or certificates for forwarding e-mails.
    B) That your wish will come true.
    C) That a picture or animation will pop up.

    Does anybody really believe this crap?? Do you think that a company has the ability to track how many e-mails you forward to get a prize? That sounds like "big brother" government tactics. Would you really want someone to track where you've been on the net?

    There are reliable sites on the net to verify rumors, stories, urban legends, and myths. Check them out, bookmark them, and verify before sending out false junk mail, especially to me.

    Thank You

    #720 — Comments (0) — Jan 12, 2003 at 6:32 AM — That's Juicy! (0) Remove This.
  • — Anything Goes —
    Posted by Anonymous

    I have this "friend" (and that is using it sparingly) named Sheila. She is a beachball with legs. NO KIDDING. She's annoying the hell out of me. She won't leave me alone. She keeps calling and calling. I have tried to tell her I don't like her, it doesn't work. PLUS, she is a lesbian and I am not. She touches me and it's ICKY ICKY ICKY ICKY. I tell her "no" but she holds me down! She has at least 50 to 100 pounds on me and is stronger. HELP! She's just ahhhhh, too much. WHAT DO I DO. she won't take a hint

    #719 — Comments (9) — Feb 2, 2004 at 8:51 PM — That's Juicy! (0) Remove This.
  • — Anything Goes —
    Posted by Anonymous

    I masturbated.

    #718 — Comments (2) — Sep 23, 2002 at 4:42 PM — That's Juicy! (3) Remove This.
  • — Anything Goes —
    Posted by Anonymous

    My sister is dating a black guy. No big deal except for the fact that this guy is what you'd call a "thug". He's been to jail, has corn row and gold teeth. He has two different kids from two different women. He lives at his grandmother's house. No car or job, so naturally he can't pay child support. I refuse to let that loser come over with her to my house. It makes no sence, she has a good job and a bright future. That guy has nothing. He's using her and she doesn't see it. He would be a great Maury Povich guest, but not a good boyfriend for my sister. I have no problem with her dating a black guy. Just get one with some dreams, goals, and education.

    #717 — Comments (7) — Feb 2, 2004 at 7:38 PM — That's Juicy! (0) Remove This.
  • — Anything Goes —
    Posted by Anonymous

    I'm a fifteen year old guy who needs to confess that I am hot for one of my dad's best friends. He is single and about thirty four. He always comes over and hangs out a lot with my dad and they sit around and drink and just do a lot of b-sing. He has gone out with this hot chick so I know he is staight.

    But I still do things to try to get him to notice me. I'm always nice to him and bring him beers and stuff. When he comes over I'll walk around the house in shorts with no shirt and have my boxers down low almost to my pubic area. Once he stopped by to see my dad but my dad wasn't home yet so I told him he could wait in the kitchen for him. Then I went and got undressed and put a towel around my waist. I walked out and told him I was going to get in the shower but he can go ahead and wait. Then I started walking down the hall still where he could see me. Then right when I got towards the bathroom I took my towel off so he could see my ass if he was looking. Then I got in the shower and waited a long time hoping he would walk in and get in the shower with me naked. Never happened.

    When we're all swimming in our pool we'll rough house and I'll jump on his back and pretend to wrestle with him just so I can rub his chest and wrap my arms around him. I know this isn't normal but I can't help it.

    Once when he was over late one night I just had my boxers on so I went and sat down next to him on the couch. He got up to use the bathroom so when he was gone, I seperated the fly in my boxers and tried to give him a view of my soft cock and pubic hairs. When he got back I tried to talk to him about all kinds of stuff just to get him to look my way. I even lay on the couch with mylegs open. Nothing works.

    Should I move on or make a move on him? What if my dad finds out?

    #716 — Comments (6) — Feb 2, 2004 at 11:30 AM — That's Juicy! (0) Remove This.
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