• Adult Confessions
    — I Hate My Neighbor —
    Dear President Bush:

    I'm about to plan a little trip with my family and extended family,and I would like to ask you to assist me. I'm going to walk across the border from the U.S. into Mexico, and I need to make a few arrangements. I know you can help with this.

    I plan to skip all the legal stuff like visas, passports,
    immigration quotas and laws. I'm sure they handle those things the same way you do here.

    So, would you mind telling your buddy, President Vicente Fox, that I'm on my way over? Please let him know that I will be expecting the following:

    1. Free medical care for my entire family.

    2. English-speaking government bureaucrats for all services I might need, whether I use them or not.

    3. All government forms need to be printed in English.

    4. I want my kids to be taught by English-speaking teachers.

    5. Schools need to include classes on American culture and history.

    6. I want my kids to see the American flag flying on the top of the flag pole at their school with the Mexican flag flying lower down.

    7. Please plan to feed my kids at school for both breakfast and lunch.

    8. I will need a local Mexican driver's license so I can get easy access to government services.

    9. I do not plan to have any car insurance, and I won't make any effort to learn local traffic laws.

    10. In case one of the Mexican police officers does not get the memo from Pres. Fox to leave me alone, please be sure that all police officers speak English.

    11. I plan to fly the U.S. flag from my house top, put flag decals on my car, and have a gigantic celebration on July 4th. I do not want any complaints or negative comments from the locals.

    12. I would also like to have a nice job without paying any taxes,and don't enforce any labor laws or tax laws.

    13. Please tell all the people in the country to be extremely nice and never say a critical word about me, or about the strain I might place on the economy.

    I know this is an easy request because you already do all these things for all the people who come to the U.S. from Mexico. I am sure that Pres. Fox won't mind returning the favor if you ask him nicely.

    However, if he gives you any trouble, just invite him to go quail hunting with your V.P.

    Thank you so much for your kind help.

    Signed,

    A large group of American people
    #5269 — Comments (13) — 10/12/2006 at 10:01 AM — That's Juicy! (0) — That's Lame. (0)
  • Adult Confessions
    — My Cheating Heart —
    I've been cheating on my gf since the start of the relationship. about a month ago I started crawling out of bed while she was sleeping to leave have sex with a lady I know then getting back in bed with her when I was done. I tell her I love her and I think I do but I can't stop doing this. I found out today I got Chlamydia from one of the women I was cheating on her with. My gf was a virgin before we started dating so it's not like I can blame it on her...I guess this is over.
    #1089 — Comments (6) — 4/10/2007 at 4:10 PM — That's Juicy! (0) — That's Lame. (0)
  • Adult Confessions
    — Sex —
    I have been reading some of the content on this site, and felt I have to share something. Everyone has something to share. Well here it goes, Life is like a dick when it gets hard fuck it!
    #6733 — Comments (4) — 8/11/2007 at 4:38 PM — That's Juicy! (0) — That's Lame. (0)
  • Adult Confessions
    — Women Only —
    I work with cops but they are such WHINERS!

    I am SO turned off by cops, but no one understands this.

    What REALLY turns me on -- my sexy Bandido Biker neighbor! ALL of them. I had sex with the neighbor this morning WOW ...

    What is it about them? I think the confidence. They are hot and they know it.
    #8171 — Comments (3) — 8/7/2009 at 12:52 AM — That's Juicy! (0) — That's Lame. (0)
  • Adult Confessions
    — Sex —
    I'm a 25 year old women and like my boyfriend to tie me up, spank my ass and fuck my every hole. The rougher the better I enjoy it. I asked him if he had sexual fantasies, but to shy to tell me. Last night he tied me up an had me bent over the sofa and began spanking my butt red. He then opened the front door and let his friend walk in on me. It was sow embarrassing to be seen naked in that position but couldn't do anything about it. He then had his friend fuck the life out of my pussy and then fucked me in the ass. He filled my ass up with his sperm and then left. My boyfriend left me in that position for a while and then thanked me for making his fantasy come true. It was so embarrassing but I loved every minute of it. I had a couple of raging orgasms and I can't wait for it to happen again.
    #6817 — Comments (4) — 1/3/2008 at 7:35 AM — That's Juicy! (0) — That's Lame. (0)
  • Adult Confessions
    — Sex —
    Hi...I want to get this out. I had a crush on my uncle, I was 12. I thought he was cool, handsome, and I really wanted him to be my dad. Not that my father wasnt ok,,,but I guess I didnt fully appreciate him at the time. Anyway, I was staying at my uncles house for the weekend, and I inocently sat in his lap to watch tv. I was leaning back on his shoulder, he puts his arms around me to hug me. I give him a kiss on his cheek, being the teenage dreamer that I was. Well, I guess he took that as some kind of come on.
    He kissed me full on the mouth, and his hands started feeling all around. I think that, wow he really loves me, and I start feeling around his body, wanting the attention to continue. Things just got fast, kinda dizzy, and next thing I know he is behind me with his hands pulling down my panties and sticking his finger inside me. Thats all I remember really, but I get flashes of stuff here and there. I just wanted to get that out.
    #6073 — Comments (6) — 4/9/2004 at 2:19 AM — That's Juicy! (0) — That's Lame. (0)
  • Adult Confessions
    — Anything Goes —
    I still fantasize about shoving pins into my exboyfriends penis, or just using a nailgun to stick his testicles to the wall . . .

    Oh wouldn't I just LOVE to beat the shit out of that piss poor excuse for a human being my useless Bible Thumping piece of shit exboyfriend!!!
    #26 — Comments (3) — 9/27/2008 at 9:56 PM — That's Juicy! (0) — That's Lame. (0)
  • Adult Confessions
    — Embarrassing Moments —
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    #2689 — Comments (0) — 11/25/2006 at 1:11 AM — That's Juicy! (0) — That's Lame. (0)
  • Adult Confessions
    — Women Only —
    I know that you can make yourself feel good by playing with your clit and eventually you'll cum, so how do it feel good when a man dick is inside you. Why do the ladies moan.
    #8410 — Comments (10) — 12/10/2005 at 8:15 AM — That's Juicy! (0) — That's Lame. (0)
  • Adult Confessions
    — Sex —
    I like going down on women. Really like it, and am pretty damn good at it. Unfortunately, my girlfriend's cooch smells. I went down on it twice near the beginning of our relationship, but the smell is raucous. I want to please her, and have urges to go down on her, but there's no way I can do it with how bad it smells.

    She bathes, and I know that she knows about good hygiene. She's just unlucky to have it. This is extremely frustrating because she is so wonderful in just about every other way. But I want to be able eat my princess out without gagging.

    How do other folks deal with this? Until her, I didn't think that women's vaginas could smell this bad, like rank taco sauce, or sometimes the stereotypical fish. Surely folks get over it for truly awesome significant others. Why can't I?
    #5917 — Comments (14) — 9/16/2009 at 10:57 PM — That's Juicy! (0) — That's Lame. (0)