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  • — I Hate My Neighbor —
    Posted by Anonymous

    My psycho neighbor is so mean she sends her child out to try and get the kids to hit him. So when we look up and yell she can say, "he's only defending himself." Last summer her and her idiot husband listened in on my conversation with another family member when I was fed up. Not bad enough that they had listened this special breed of human trash then calls me to let me know SHE was upset!

    #5559 — Comments (0) — Jul 12, 2003 at 2:50 PM — That's Juicy! (0) Remove This.
  • — I Hate My Neighbor —
    Posted by Anonymous

    I'm on my third upstairs neighbor in 2 years, and i'm beginning to think everybody in this town brings 3 live-in friends with them wherever they go >:-X
    The last two people brough "friends" with them, but I thought maybe this would be different, sheeah yeah right. I had peace and quiet for about a week and then she desides that her sister should start living there too, landlady says nothing. Two more weeks go by, sister desides to have 2 more people over 14 hours a day, landlady says nothing. Another week goes by, the person who actually rents the apartment decides her boyfriend (whom the landlady fixed her up with no less) needs to live here too. So let's tally it up 1 renter, 1 sister, 1 boyfriend, occasionally 2 OTHER friends over...DING that equals 5 folks!!! Let me state for the record that this apartment is barely big enough for 2 people.
    The next week, someone brought big boombox over to listen to. So now, not only to I have to listen to a bunch of idiots stomping around all day, but there's a loud thumping music source for them all to stomp to. This G$%damn boombox is on 12 to 14 hours a day, while my $1500 500 watt stereo is collecting dust becuase i'm a nice guy and don't use it. Well I decided its time I should. Let's see, two 10's, two 8's, two 12's, check. Let's rock >:-)
    I turned it up a little, they got pissed and turned theirs up more. I turned it up more, and didn't hear theirs again. Now, every time I hear that MF boombox i'm turning mine up, and I gave the landlady my moving out notice in writing with a detailed reason as to why. I think maybe I'll just leave the stereo on all the time, heh.

    #5557 — Comments (2) — Jun 29, 2003 at 2:00 PM — That's Juicy! (0) Remove This.
  • — I Hate My Neighbor —
    Posted by Anonymous

    I got online trying to find evil things to do to my neighbors and instead found this site. Hopefully venting will help me get thru the Holidays. We live in a very nice neighborhood, but 3 years ago our neighbor had to move and couldn't sell his house, so instead he leased it out.

    The first bunch of idiots decided to park their 18 wheel semi truck in the yard. There is nothing worse than paying $200,000 for a house and having to look out your front window and see a semi truck. Luckily I bitched enough that they had to park it somewhere else and then they moved.

    The most recent occupants are my worse nightmare. You would think with a lease payment of $1,500 that most white trash families couldn't afford it. WRONG! For the last year and half we've had the "Stripper Neighbor" living next door. She had four kids and of course, no husband. These kids are always getting kicked out of school, kicked off the bus, running wild thru the neighborhood with absolutely no supervision. She shows up at school functions to pick them up in her "working" clothes. I came home from work one day and found them jumping off their 2nd story roof onto a trampoline! They had most of the neighborhood kids over there, too. In the summer, they never mow. Now the oldest kid has a band that practices at their house. Drums pounding all the time. They have 3 wiennie dogs who come into my yard and bark at me!

    I am at my wits end with these people. The owner doesn't care because she pays him 2 months in advance and he's not living by them. Somebody needs to go, it's either us or them. Does anyone have any suggestions?

    #5556 — Comments (2) — Jun 13, 2003 at 3:01 PM — That's Juicy! (0) Remove This.
  • — I Hate My Neighbor —
    Posted by Anonymous

    I am really sick and tired of my redneck, white trash neighbors blasting their country music at full volume. One of these days, I am going to put my stereo up against the wall and BLAST my System of a Down CD! I especially appreciate listening to their stupid hoedown when I am trying to study for exams. It really helps me to concentrate. NOT!

    #5555 — Comments (1) — Jun 11, 2003 at 9:09 PM — That's Juicy! (0) Remove This.
  • — I Hate My Neighbor —
    Posted by Anonymous

    My neighbor just separated from his wife (she left him) and now he's a swinging bachelor. He plays his damn stereo so loud I can hear it in my house (we live in houses not apartments). Mostly I just hear the bass and he plays crap that you only hear in a dance club. The other night he had a "lady friend" over and he played the crap until 2 in the morning. We are not talking about a twenty-something year old. He is in his 30's and a bit long in the tooth for techno-disco crap.
    I have harbored evil thoughts about him but I have kept myself in check. I wish he would move!!!!!!!!!

    #5561 — Comments (1) — Jul 19, 2003 at 4:01 PM — That's Juicy! (0) Remove This.
  • — I Hate My Neighbor —
    Posted by Anonymous

    These neighbors are unbelievable! The hubby works on and off and sucks down beer all day long when he is not working.
    They allow their rugrats to play in the street (they live on a curve) and instead of utilizing their screened-in porch in their backyard, they set up a La-Z-Boy in the garage! I live in a fairly new subdivision and unfortunately we do not have a homeowners association. I have seen this guy sitting in his recliner at 9 am with a Bud in his hand watching the world go by. I had to put up a fence because he allowed the kids to ride their bikes through my backyard.
    For Christmas they purchased a big screen TV (they must have amazing credit) and have positioned it so you can see it from the front door. Problem is that they keep their front door wide open for all to see and hear. Maybe if I put my recliner in the garage I could watch their TV and pretend I am at a drive-in!

    #5562 — Comments (5) — Jul 19, 2003 at 4:23 PM — That's Juicy! (0) Remove This.
  • — I Hate My Neighbor —
    Posted by Anonymous

    The bitch that has lived next door to me since 1976 - yes, all those awful years - is the limit. She is an old bag that once had some cleavage. She now gets push up bras and straps up those former 38 DD's to the point that the cleavage goes down before it goes up. She has this hair-do that looks like something out of the 1940's and it hangs over her face, covering one eye. She is still strutting around in spike heels and pegged pants - most of them were from some rag-bag store to begin with and are about 20 years out of date. Not bad enough...well there two trash vehicles in her driveway and one of them is a piece of shit truck with mismatched parts and it does not run. Covered with cobwebs and dirt. The other one is an old ugly Pontiac that has seen better days. And the trash around the house!!!! That is another story. One of the panes in the front window has been broken and taped for as long as I can remember, I have NEVER seen anyone clean a window and there is so much trash you can't get a car in the garage. There are rusted sheds in the backyard, a patio cover that looks like it was made of popsicle sticks and dead trees. Half the landscaping is gone, the house is just plain ugly - like curtains that have seen much better days and trash cans out on the side of the house where you can see them. Her idea of home improvement was to put up a white cast iron mail box and then - triple UGH - to reroof the house with something that should be on a tar paper shack. And...to say that she has a shitty personality is more of a compliment considering what she is really like. Please...I will trade anyone sight unseen for their neighbor if you take the Aging Sex Queen with the Inverse Cleavage off my hands. Oh.....forgot to tell you...if you have a husband beware. The old fart-ette thinks she is irresistible to men.

    #5567 — Comments (2) — Feb 21, 2002 at 2:56 PM — That's Juicy! (0) Remove This.
  • — I Hate My Neighbor —
    Posted by Anonymous

    My neighbor has Turrets syndrome. She never stops yelling at her poor 12 year old son or her abused dog.

    My neighbor has a hearing problem. The tv and radio can not be turned on in her house unless she can feel the bass vibrating her brain against her skull.

    My neighbor is a slut. She might as well curl into a ball, paint herself silver and act like a door knob cause it seems like everyone in town gets a turn. I see more men come and go from that place you would not believe. Imagine what this is doing to her poor 12 year old son.

    I need help...how can i get her evicted? I am open to suggestions.

    #5564 — Comments (3) — Jul 26, 2003 at 11:36 PM — That's Juicy! (0) Remove This.
  • — I Hate My Neighbor —
    Posted by Anonymous

    I never had a chance to vent about a roomate i had... who i still would like to stalk down and hurt.

    A couple of years ago, a "good" roomate and I were looking to upgrade our apartment living and I found a wonderful 3 bedroom house to rent. The owner (a minister and an architect) was moving out of state and had almost finished remodeling the house. I convinced him I would finish it for him for a discount on rent (as I had many years of home improvement under my belt from working with my dad). Rent was still relatively high, so we agreed on a 3rd roomate (who happened to live across the hall from our previous apt). After weeks of painting and landscaping (until 2AM sometimes - without help from the other roomates), we finally moved in and immediately the new roomate (we will call BRASS started making demands. He "required" the master bedroom etc etc. Apparently, BRASS was totally neurotic and proceed to board up all the windows, and hide all his belongings in his bedroom (with padlock). We're not just talking golf clubs and stereo equipment, it was silverware, pots and pans, dishes, food... everything. Too piss me off more, he would sneak behind me when i was in another part of the house and turn all the lights off and the heat off. Really fucking weird shit.
    Eventually, he ended up stealing my "good" roomates girlfriend after weeks of late night phone conversations. I swear i wanted to KILL him... and couldnt even understand why a 35 year old professional would act this way. He for some reason just loved it... and would not move out (unfortunately I put his name on the lease because the owner was concerned with rent payments). Finally after only 3 months, i had to break the lease for all of us (and forfeit $2000 down payment for my sanity. The whole time, my "good" roomate just turned his back and wouldnt do or say a thing... even though he was deeply involved and even lost his girlfriend over it! I thought i was in total hell.

    Well, that experience drove me to over extend myself and buy a house and take a better job... it was the best thing i could have done. I caught up and now have moved to a beautiful 5 bedroom house. Those fuckers are still single and living in apartments too... i love it. I sometimes wish i could beat the piss out of them and get away with it... but that would make me no better than the white trash neighbors everyone is complaining about here.

    #5563 — Comments (0) — Jul 20, 2003 at 11:42 AM — That's Juicy! (0) Remove This.
  • — I Hate My Neighbor —
    Posted by Anonymous

    My neighbors just had an indoor pool and a trampoline installed in their backyard which backs up to my backyard. Every summer evening and every weekend and holiday they have company over which usually includes lots of kids. What do these kids do? Scream, scream, and yell in the pool. I am glad these kids have a healthy, outdoor activity but I haven't enjoyed a peaceful dinner on my deck or have been able to relax after work in the backyard since the pool was opened. I built a fence but the noise seems to echo off their house and right into my yard. I can usually hear them inside my house if the windows are open. Of course, I tried to talk to them and they accuse me of being jealous of their pool. I would never allow my kids (who are older) to sit on my back deck yelling screaming and laughing this loud and this often. There is an ordinance protecting my neighbors from my dog barking more than 10 minutes. There are no ordinances for screaming kids. I have been told to get a life. I have a fine life, it's just miserable from Memorial Weekend through Labor Day Weekend.

    #5579 — Comments (4) — Oct 31, 2003 at 5:49 PM — That's Juicy! (0) Remove This.
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