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  • — Embarrassing Moments —
    Posted by Anonymous

    So your an alter boy and you cant leave during the mass, that hurts when you have to do the 9 am mass and you dont pee whne u get up because you are late. So i get there and they're ready to start, i hold the cross, im on the alter, and its starting to hurt. Im holding it, holding it, then it becomes time to bring the priest the water and towel so he can wash his hands, i walked up to the FRONT of the alter and he started pouring the water, i poured something else out, peed in my pants and all over the floor, i might have gotten away with it but no i turned back to face the crowd to go and do the bow and the front of me was soaked and the crowd laughed and the priest over the microphone goes, i guess i spilled too much, trying to be nice but every1 laughed harder cause the knew he was trying to cover up, i peed my pants even more cause i was so nervous, it took like a minute and half for him to get the mass going and i was ready to cry, THANK GOD my parents werent there that day, they never knew, im grateful it was a bunch of strangers but that was the worst hour of my life.

    #1820 — Comments (8) — Nov 28, 2003 at 2:54 PM — That's Juicy! (0) Remove This.
  • — Embarrassing Moments —
    Posted by Anonymous

    ok first u should know that my grandma is staying down here for an entire month in order to watch my sisters and i. she's also staying in MY room.and she's always there. now dont get me wrong or anything i love her but she can really tick me off sometimes. so anywho she had told me to stay out side and swim with my sister while she went in to make a salad. well i really didn't want to but i was like sure ok. well we have a diving board and i was getting on it so i could dive off(duh) and all the sudden my 4 year old sis pushes me off and since i wasn'ton it enough to hit the water i fell right on my butt on the concrete and then slid into the water. when i got out my entire thigh area was red. so i got really pissed off (i'm going through PMS) and called my mom. now at our house we have rules like u cant swim without an adult. well anyway my mom didn't answer her cell. so a little while later she called and said that she got a message from me so i was like "ya i thought that MeMe was here to watch the kids" and then a vpice came on the phone that definatly wasn't my mom, it was my grandma and she was like "i only asked u to do 1 thing" i was like oh crap and i hung up the phone. i was so emmbarrassed that i couldn't look at her for the rest of the day.

    #1833 — Comments (1) — Dec 21, 2003 at 5:21 PM — That's Juicy! (0) Remove This.
  • — Embarrassing Moments —
    Posted by Anonymous

    Oh, the horror. I was a dorky, awkward, chubby, hormonal 8th grader, who of course, was best friends with the school hottie that everyone adored. She was a 7th grader, naturally blonde, innocent, hilarious, good-natured, just too perfect.

    Well, I was a habitual masturbator, I'll admit it. I could barely contain my horniness as a preteen. I would please myself with whatever I could find-a plastic bag-covered lotion bottle, my finger, whatever. I came across one of my sister's pom poms one day, and noticed it had a dick-shaped, soft plastic handle. I stole it and tried it immediately. It became my favorite dildo.

    Well, I was masturbating in the bathroom when my mom yelled from upstairs that my perfect friend had stopped by to visit me. I was almost coming and didn't want to quit til I was finished, so I shimmied over to my nearby room and closed the door, leaning against it to finish the job. There I was, up against the door with this fluffy white pom pom between my legs, moaning with pleasure. I orgasmed, pulled the pom pom out, and tossed it behind the dresser, and pulled my pants up, thinking I would run upstairs to greet my friend. Suddenly, she jumped out from UNDER MY BED, yelling, "Surprise!!" My mom had let her come in before I could. I nearly died. Had she seen me??? I couldn't tell for sure, because she did not let on that she knew. I think she was just being nice, not letting me know that she had witnessed my horrible act. Maybe it scared her to death, too!! That was one of the most mortifying experiences of my life!! After that, I made sure to always look around the room before playing with myself.

    #1834 — Comments (2) — Mar 14, 2002 at 6:25 AM — That's Juicy! (2) Remove This.
  • — Embarrassing Moments —
    Posted by Anonymous

    I took another guy's girl to a party once at a friends house. Things were going good between me and the girl until her boyfriend turned up unannounced. I tried to play the situation down and he believed me and I thought I'd got away with it. We were all drinking heavily into the night when me and him started to argue and ended up fighting. He hit me on the jaw so hard I went out like a light. When I woke up I was naked and up a tree, in the back garden, wedged into some branches, he, his girlfriend, his sister and her boyfriend had helped do this to me. I was so embarrassed but have never tried to steal another guy's girl since

    #1846 — Comments (0) — Jan 12, 2004 at 3:34 PM — That's Juicy! (0) Remove This.
  • — Embarrassing Moments —
    Posted by Anonymous

    I ran into my old 3rd grade teacher yesterday as I was exiting our local leather shop! I mean I literally ran into her and knocked the box containing my new whip and strap-on out onto the street.

    #1845 — Comments (0) — Jan 12, 2004 at 10:28 AM — That's Juicy! (0) Remove This.
  • — Embarrassing Moments —
    Posted by Anonymous

    I was at the hospital and could see how stressed out the nurses were on my labour ward and so I tried to help them as much as I could. I'd already been examined internally twice so when a women approached me in a unifrom, I obligigly opened my legs and lifted the covers back. She had a good look and looked at me strangely and walked up to my bedside cabinet and replaced my water jug without saying a word. I hadn't noticed that she was an auxiliary nurse. I had "flashed" that poor woman!

    #1844 — Comments (0) — Jan 11, 2004 at 12:10 PM — That's Juicy! (0) Remove This.
  • — Embarrassing Moments —
    Posted by Anonymous

    My friend and I like to play pranks on each other. As we were leaving the movies earlier this evening, I hear this little voice behind me --"Miss, miss you forgot this."

    I look behind me and there is this really cute kid about 8 or 9 years old with a huge depends in his hand. He says "here's your butt wrapper", throws it at me (luckily it's unused) and run off. My friend is stnading by the door laughing her ass off. Turns out, she slipped him a couple bucks to give it to me.

    #1847 — Comments (4) — Jan 12, 2004 at 10:27 PM — That's Juicy! (0) Remove This.
  • — Embarrassing Moments —
    Posted by Anonymous

    Saturday,I was helping out at my uncle's mill.He has this long conveyor that sends bundles of furniture pads down to the loading area.I was just helping to clean up,me and several of my cousins boys and girls.We got the bright idea to turn on the conveyor and ride it.We all rode it once and then I went back again.The second time as I got to the end my shorts got cuaght in the rollers.I was panicking and they were all yelling and screaming,and my cousin Amy ran to shut it off.But before she could the conveyor tore my shorts off!I was standing there in my underwear and they all horse laughed me!My uncle was mad at us,but even he laughed at me.I took my shirt off and tied it around my waist until I could get some pants.That was real embarrassing!

    #1848 — Comments (4) — Jan 17, 2004 at 8:08 PM — That's Juicy! (0) Remove This.
  • — Embarrassing Moments —
    Posted by Anonymous

    Ok well I have been going to the same church for bout 6 years when this happened so I pretty much knew everyone and was good friends with everyone. Well one day after service they were throwing a girl at the church a wedding shower. So all the women of the church were invited. So my sis was planning to go and asked me if i'd get her kids after church and take em home and babysit em till after the shower. So after service all the women went into the fellowship hall to have the shower. Now my sis has 3 kids ages 1, 3, and 5 so you can imagine it's hard to get them to go where they're suposed to. So they eneded up running into the fellowship hall with all the women of the church. So I went in there and got em. I grabbed the 2 youngest ones and hung em over my shoulds playin with them. So everyone's already looking over there at me and the kids. When the oldest got jeasous and ran up to me and started jumpin on sayin hold me, hold me hold me. Well when he did that his shoe accidently pulled down my pants which also pulled my underwear down with em. My shirt wasn't long enough to cover anything up, so there I was in church I was 18 at the time standing in front of pretty much all the women of the church plus alot of women who didn't go to the church but were friends of the the couple gettin married. These were women ages everywhere from like 12 to 70 lol, and I got to admit alot of em look extremely good, which probally explains why right after I lost my pants I got a hard on. Now remember I had 2 kids in my arms at the time, in a position where I coulded just drop em or even put em down real fast. So as I was tryin to put them down I turned around so that now I was moonin everyone. I'd have to say that I was naked there atleast for a couple of minutes before I could get my pants back up. I still go to that church to this day, and to this day no one has forgotin. Oh and I forgot to mention that all this was caught on video tape for the bride and grome to keep.

    #1850 — Comments (2) — Jan 23, 2004 at 12:17 AM — That's Juicy! (1) Remove This.
  • — Embarrassing Moments —
    Posted by Anonymous

    I took another guy's girl to a party once at a friends house. Things were going good between me and the girl until her boyfriend turned up unannounced. I tried to play the situation down and he believed me and I thought I'd got away with it. We were all drinking heavily into the night when me and him started to argue and ended up fighting. He hit me on the jaw so hard I went out like a light. When I woke up I was naked and up a tree, in the back garden, wedged into some branches, he, his girlfriend, his sister and her boyfriend had helped do this to me. I was so embarrassed but have never tried to steal another guy's girl since

    #1849 — Comments (1) — Jan 21, 2004 at 4:51 PM — That's Juicy! (1) Remove This.
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