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  • — I Hate My Neighbor —
    Posted by Anonymous

    I read a lot of complaints about neighbors...here's some hints for subtle revenge:

    1) If they have kids, call (from a payphone) DCFS and tell them the neighbors are abusing the kids.

    2) Call the cops and report drug/ prostitution activity.

    3) If you know they will be traveling by airplane, call airport security with a good description, flight destination, etc. Report that they are carrying large sums of money in false bottom suitcases. Or hiding drugs "in their body." Nothing like a thorough strip search to ruin a vacation.

    4) Get an "Adult" personal newspaper for your area. Place an ad in your neighbor's name for some really kinky activity.

    5) If you can access the service panel in the basement, shut off power to their apartment. Or shut off the water.

    6) Call the Mormons or Jehovah's Witness's, give your neighbor's name, and ask if they can come out and talk to you about God & Salvation.

    7) If they leave their car unlocked, put a dead fish under the seat. In winter time, put Lindburgher cheese on the intake manifold.

    8) Rub cat or dog crap on their door handles.

    9) Eat nasty food, and puke on their door step.

    10) Throw a small get together, invite the neighbors. Use chocolate ex-lax for chocolate chip cookies. Make sure your friends know not to eat them, only your neighbor...

    Any combination of these, used every so often, will help put a smile on your face when they're pissing you off.

    #5608 — Comments (7) — Jan 24, 2004 at 10:36 AM — That's Juicy! (2) Remove This.
  • — My Cheating Heart —
    Posted by Anonymous

    I cheated on you with your best friend, and his friend, and his friend, and a few others. I'm sorry but I had to know what sex was like beyond 10 seconds.

    #9848 — Comments (1) — Apr 21, 2011 at 5:33 PM — That's Juicy! (2) Remove This.
  • — Sex Confessions —
    Posted by Anonymous

    Hi friends this is my first and real story of my life my name is shanky. Meri age 19 h me bahut hi sexy kism ka ladka hu mere ander hawas kut kut kar bhari hui h me cho 8 9 sall ki ladkiyo ko bhi sex ki nigah se dekhta hu mujhe choodi naak wali ladkiya pasand h me unka nossey bhi khane ko teyar hu

    #10960 — Comments (4) — Feb 27, 2012 at 7:19 AM — That's Juicy! (2) Remove This.
  • — I Did It For The Money —
    Posted by Anonymous

    A while ago my wife left me. Took my kids and all our posessions. Left me with an empty house. Anyway of course i now needed the money. I asked mr watkins (my boss) for a raise one friday evening. He was preparing to ride home on his push bike. He very mich loves to keep fit. He was wearing those tight athletic shorts. And only them. He caught me takin a glance at his bulge. Which in them shorts was big. He said "yeah you can, ill double your wages if you cover customer services saturday mornings" so i accepted n told him inwas so greatful, thats when he said "on one condition".

    I now have a raise, but i have to go to his office every friday night, whip off his shorts and blow his cock until he came, n spat it back into his mouth. Its now sort of a relationship just sex tho. I recently let him fuck me in the ass. Wow it was painful. But well worth the doubled wages. Im not starting to see my kids more. But how can i explain the extra money to my oldest son. Hes 17 and loves pussy, i hope, i couldnt have a gay son. Hes suspicious and thinks it drugs.

    Do i tell him ?

    #9899 — Comments (0) — May 8, 2011 at 5:28 AM — That's Juicy! (2) Remove This.
  • — When I Was a Kid —
    Posted by Anonymous

    When I was in elementary school, I went to a sleepover birthday party at my neighbor's house. Eventually we all started playing truth or dare which led to a game where each girl had to stand up in front of everyone else with her pants down and turn around in a full circle. I remember being really curious about what the other girls looked like but I was so embarrassed about being seen naked that I was the only one who refused to play. I remember being made fun of and crying while sitting with my back to everyone while they played the game.

    #4270 — Comments (0) — Feb 2, 2009 at 9:38 PM — That's Juicy! (2) Remove This.
  • — My Family —
    Posted by Anonymous

    I'm in love with my cousin and I've known it for years. She's my first cousin and our family is extremely close so my feelings for her are very wrong. I will never tell her but the pain is so unbearable. I love her honestly and completely. She makes me feel so alive. I will carry this to my grave.

    #3186 — Comments (4) — Sep 3, 2009 at 11:41 PM — That's Juicy! (2) Remove This.
  • — My Cheating Heart —
    Posted by Anonymous

    one nite i got drunk and went to a rest stop and started masterbating and the next thing i knew i saw someone standing beside my car watching and to say the least it was a real turn on having a stranger watch me masterbate. he finally asked if i needed some help and i let him then he talked me into sucking his cock and i loved it

    #1041 — Comments (4) — Sep 26, 2005 at 2:09 PM — That's Juicy! (2) Remove This.
  • — Anything Goes —
    Straight Male / 35

    Has anyone else noticed that the shit coming out of the airplanes these days? ..It's almost like some sort of white vapor that lasts for hours and forms clouds.

    Very strange..

    #13407 — Comments (6) — Feb 1, 2013 at 4:50 PM — That's Juicy! (2) Remove This.
  • — Gay Stories —
    Posted by Anonymous

    I guess this is the right place for this, cause it was two guys doing the guy girl thing. Yesterday I was over at my other place cutting hay, and had gone home for lunch, as I was walking back to where my tractor was I saw a car parked in the middle of the field. A short way on I walked up on two guys getting it on. At first I thought it was a guy and a girl, They were both completely naked, I could tell the guy, the one on top anyway was big, and the one on the bottom was much smaller, and had her legs over the guys shoulders. I thought some little gal is getting her pussy reamed real good from the looks of things, then as I got closer something didn't look quite right, the one on the getting end was a guy also. The one on top was flat putting it to the other one, they were grunting and groaning, they didn't even know I was there, so I just stood and watched. The dude on top was hung, and he was taking full strokes and burying it to the hilt. It wasn't long till he started short stroking and then he rammed it to him several times hard then stopped, my thoughts were, damm he bred him, I could see the guy milking him, the dude on top gave a few short humps then pulled out, even at half mast his member was bigger than mine is hard. When he got off he saw me standing there, frist thing he said was, when little jimmy here gets horny he wants the dick now, there's no waiting around. He didn't seem a bit embarassed about it, the other guy did, he wouldn't look at me, he had a slight girls figure, but had a good size dick too, the big dude said we'll get out of here, don't mean any harm to anyone. I said you ain't bothered nothing, and from what I could see you did him a good job, should keep the fire out for a while anyway, the big dude just laughed, they were dressing as I walked off, didn't know or remember seeing either one. Not my thing, but it was interesting to watch.

    #3577 — Comments (5) — Nov 24, 2006 at 6:15 AM — That's Juicy! (2) Remove This.
  • — Gay Stories —
    Posted by Anonymous

    A new guy started at work about a year ago. Tall, brown hair, athletic and in his mid 20's. Now I am only 21 and never ever thought that in anyway I was gay, I have always fancied women, but for some reason I couldn't stop thinking about this guy.

    So a few months into the story, he suggested a works football 5-a-side game. I was alright at football so said I would do it. He offered me a lift to where we were playing, we were running late so he said to just get changed in his car on the way there. So I did, down to my black boxers. While I was just in my boxers, he pulled over in a wooded area. He told me to get out the car, refused, but he told me that if I didn't he would make up some rubbish and take me to a work tribunal.

    I got out and he told me to stand in front of his car, facing away from him. So I did, then he turned off the engine of his car, his headlights went out and it went all dark. Suddenly, I felt my boxers being pulled down, then i heard his voice telling me it was just him. He played with my dick then told me if I wanted more to get back in the car if not I could have my clothes back but I had to walk home.

    I got into the car, we drove to his flat...

    #3379 — Comments (4) — Dec 27, 2008 at 3:40 PM — That's Juicy! (2) Remove This.
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