About once a month or every six weeks, I call my ex from college, who is now gay and married to another man. Mind you we broke up 10 years ago. We talk for 4 or 5 hours. Usually, I end up crying that its my fault he's gay now. Sometimes he cries too and then his husband gets mad and makes him hang up. We swear that we are never going to talk again, but 4 or 5 weeks later, I call him again.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Dec 20, 2003 at 7:53 PM

fuckin' stop calling him and let him have buttsex in peace.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Dec 21, 2003 at 3:11 PM

So you're my husbands annoying ex!!

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Dec 31, 2003 at 3:47 PM

Maybe you should consider a threesome?

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Jan 6, 2004 at 12:55 PM

Uh, it's illegal to marry the same sex. You so made that up. Nice try, smart one.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Jan 7, 2004 at 7:13 PM

not in all states

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Jan 12, 2004 at 6:45 AM

Actually, a lot of people refer to their long-time same sex partner as their husband or wife.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Jan 13, 2004 at 7:17 PM

Well then a lot of people are fuckin' stupid.
They only become your husband or wife if you marry them. Which you have a marrige for, and you get a marrige license.

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