I'm not gay but my brother is and his last bf was a massage therapist and had a thing for me for a long time. We all joked about how he'd love to give me a "rub down" sometime. Well like a month after they broke up and when I was laid off he offered to pay me $100 to give me a full body massage. I just had to be naked and let him do it for at least an hour, so I did. And before anybody asks, yes there was a happy ending. Shit get paid a $100, get a massage and let someone jerk a load out of you? Fuckyeahman! Whats the downside to that? Anyway, I paid my utilities that month so whatever.