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— My Cheating Heart —My boyfriend and I were going out for quite a while when i discovered that he had been cheating on me. i was not going to let him know this thought. i was just going to break up with him, but you know, things kept popping up. his mom dies, wait a month, his brother gets back from the war, wait another month, i want my birthday present first, this is were the revenge began. but first, i think i should remind u that he is allergic to latex. we went into teh hotel room that hegot for us, and i pulled out a latex condom, he didnt realize it at the time, and i didnt waste any time pulling down his pants. when it was time, i tyed his up to the bad, just because he finds that stuff kinky, and threw the condom on, it was nice and tight, and thats when i left. i feel bad for the maids that camein the next day. but i got my present, and thats whats importent. #1027 — Comments (1) — 2/28/2005 at 10:50 PM — That's Juicy! (0) — That's Lame. (0)
Implying that this has happened more than once of course.
his brother gets back from the war?
Oh dear, yet another war to return from.
but first, i think i should remind u that he is allergic to latex.
I do not recall your telling us about this in the first instance about this?
So the maid found him when she came to clean the room the next morning and he still had an erection?
I don't think so.
But if you consider the very unlikely possibility that he was able to maintain the suggested erection encased by the latex condom, surely his allergic reaction would cause a swelling of the member?
So what is the problem?
Lucky maid.