• Adult Confessions
    — Wet Stories —
    I'm a young lady who works as a Naked Dancer. The other night I was just getting started giving a generous paying guy a private dance peformance when suddenly I had a desperately urgent need to go Pee and I knew I was literally about to lose control at any given second if didn't say anything. So Embarrassed and mortified I admitted I really had to go Pee and I couldn't hold it as he noticed I was starting to squirt down my legs onto the floor.

    Then to make matters worse, I Farted which only made my urgency grow more then 10x stronger then it already was. The guy could tell I was nervous by the look on my face and embarrassed beyond belief. He slipped me another tip to give him a free peeing show and said not to worry, and just relax and relieve myself while I danced for him.

    I normally would not have agreed under such circumstances, but I had to Pee so badly, I didn't care anymore so I gratefully accepted and just let go as I continued dancing. Instantly I let out a wave of FARTS and Peed uncontrollably down my legs and all over the floor while dancing and trying to maintain my composure.

    It was quite possibly the longest Pee I've ever had that I can remember. It just kept on coming out like it would never stop for what seemed like forever. Finally it ended in another long barrage of loud obnoxious gas that had built up in my stomach.

    All I could do was smile innocently and shake my head as if to say, I had no idea I could produce so much gas or pee at one time. When I finally finished my Fart filled peeing dance I thanked the guy for his willingness to let me do so.

    He smiled back and said don't mention it. He actually thought that me Peeing and Farting helplessly in front of him was a bit of a turn on.

    All told, I was still more Embarrassed then I've ever been before but at least I got a little extra money out of an unplanned peeing desperation.
    #10809 — Comments (4) — 1/23/2012 at 4:12 PM — That's Juicy! (1) — That's Lame. (9)
  • 1
    You've pissed, shit, farted and made an ass of yourself on every board on the internet at least a million times, give it a rest already.
    28 days ago
  • 2
    I agree with #1.
    28 days ago
  • 3
    My guess says you're guy, almost 80, in the nursing home with nothing better to do.
    28 days ago
  • 4
    I thought we were through with the pee fart stories. Do people get off on this? None of the stories are even remotely believable.
    26 days ago
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