there's not enough space in this teeny box for all my naughty slutty behavior. I have done so many things, lived out more fantasies than I can count, and collected more boyfriends, than ur average porn star.
Where do I begin????
The time I masturbated for an entire summer in front a work crew, a team of electricians, on a weekly basis???
My last boyfriend, whom I was so horney for, nothing was going to stop me from seducing his 20 year old ass???
The parttime job I did one spring beatin off on the web cam for a webcam based porn site???
The 10 years my husband and I "swung", and all the threesies, foursies and 8sies, or more u could imagine???
Not to mention, all the side boys, who keep coming around sniffing, hoping to get a piece of this pie.
Oh and lets not forget my massage appointments. It gets so hot in there, the therapist is begging for me to come back "no charge"
lets see, oh yah, my Phone friends, who I will text my cell phone pussy pictures to as Im beatin it off in various locations,while at work, in the bathroom, the closet, my car, wherever.
I get love notes, presents, phone calls, emails, Instant messages, money,marriage proposals, I got more boyfriends than I need.
And my poor husband. Hes the one I like to be with, I just cant help all that other stuff. And I just gave u a tip of the iceberg.......a girl can't divulge all her secrets at once.....

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by Anonymous on Jun 6, 2007 at 11:07 AM

Awesome! Keep up the good work! It's women like you that make men realize how lucky they are to have a decent woman at home!

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by Anonymous on Jun 6, 2007 at 2:10 PM

Decent woman? She is a slut. I want her.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Jul 8, 2007 at 1:59 PM

I don't think...
I know....
I love you...
Write me.

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