I have a dream that people will stop making fun of me. People call me names such as big blue whale and I am really not that fat. Last time i checked i weighed 283 pounds. When I was 16 I weighed 316 a little more but not that much for a (5' 6") lady. I also dated a celebritity for 2 months while I lived in hollywood. Most of you will know his as "Carrot Top!" Truly famous, really sexy, and just a wonderful guy. He may have dumped me, but how many celebs have you guys dated? Thats right, None! If you do need any dating tips I'd be happy to give you guess advice.

*Love Betty*

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by Anonymous on Jun 5, 2005 at 8:22 PM

Ok first of all Carrot Top isn't that famous, and he also is ugly as fuck! However with your looks I am surprised you can pick up anyone!

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by Anonymous on Jun 18, 2005 at 11:59 PM

I don't appreciate that comment! I demand you Webmaster to get rid of it! I am actually i really sweet care heartened person! :-)

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by Anonymous on Jun 19, 2005 at 8:15 AM

Sorry, you don't have a right to not be offended.

--The Webmaster

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by Anonymous on Jul 3, 2005 at 11:11 AM

did you have sex with him? Tell all in another confession.

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by Anonymous on Jul 4, 2005 at 8:30 PM

Who the hell is Carrot Top?

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by Anonymous on Jul 9, 2005 at 2:16 PM

Funny improv comedian who uses props...I think his real name is Scott. (Iwonder if he used any special props on her)

Hey WebMaster....good response.

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by Anonymous on Jul 9, 2005 at 2:25 PM

I had a dream and it was fulfilled.
My real estate friend in Los Angelos allowed me to use a vacant (but furnished) mansion in Beverly Hills for a week.
Un - fricken - believable.
I did rent a BMW so I could fit in with the environment. I had a hired bimbo to just hang around the house and look pretty, answer the door, service me....ya da ya da ya da and I went out nightly with a local actress, but I won't mention her name.
It was great! There's nothing more in this life that I would want...it's been fulfilled.

Don't ask me...I can't tell you her name

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by Anonymous on Oct 10, 2005 at 5:06 PM

Carrot Top is the guy from the phone commercials, 1-800-COLLECT

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by Anonymous on Nov 1, 2005 at 3:22 PM

Sorry, Betty, but I don't think anyone believes you. Also, if this is a made up story, why the heck would you choose Carrot Top as your boyfriend? No offense to you, but I can't stand him.

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