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— Embarrassing Moments —I just saw an episode of "How I Met Your Mother" talking about the Naked Guy-- taking your clothes off when a woman is out of the room to see what reaction you get.On the show it says you get lucky 2/3 of the time.
Well, I stopped by a married co-worker's house ( I worked part-time in a restaurant, I was coming home from my full -time job). She had said that her husband was out of town and since I saw her car sitting there I figured I would stop in and say hi(I was 30 and she was around 38). I knocked on her back porch door and heard no answer but it was unlocked. I walked down the hallway and peeked into the bathroom to see her at the sink in matching white cotton bra and bikini panties. I appeared in the doorway and said, "Hi, I knocked and when you didn't answer, I got worried so I figured I check and see if all was OK." She didn't seem to be embarrassed and pinched my cheeks saying, "That's Sweet, but a have to go and check my food on the stove." When she left to do this it ran through my head to strip down and go to the kitchen. I walked to the kitchen and hopped up on the counter next to her and asked , " Is there anything you would like to add to the meal?" She was speechless looking down at my package but I thought she was going to go along with it since she was still standing there in just her undies. What she did next was a completed surprise - she reached out for my privates and all of a sudden instead of a gentle caress I got an iron squeeze with her saying, " What the hell were you thinking, get the hell out of here before I rip it off." I dropped off the counter and grabbed my stuff and ran from the house. She didn't speak to me for about a week and when she did she said she felt shocked still by what I had done. So obvously this was one of the 1/3 incidents. #1510 — Comments (13) — 10/7/2009 at 11:08 AM — That's Juicy! (0) — That's Lame. (0)
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LMAO! i had 2 different guys try that on me in grad school. i just walked into the room and BAM! penis hanging all out! EEK! and both times i threw them out. hello, if i wanted you naked you would definitely KNOW, i'd help rip the clothes off, and wouldn't have to strip to see if my reaction gave you a clue.10/7/09
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original poster-- well I wasn't expecting the penile death grip either--by the way what do you look like? Obviously you are an intelligent lady since you went to Grad School.10/7/09
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Ha ha ha. You fool. You do have moxie though. Kinda cute. I would've done the same. I have a hard time believing it works 2/3 of time. Must be girls statistics.10/7/09
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original poster-- well I can't say it never worked; I was undaunted and on my way to work from fishin on day I had stopped by another lady who I knew to see if she was there. She was and it dawned on me to ask her if I could use her bathroom to get cleaned up- she said she didn't mind. Now I had clothes in my car but she had her washer/dryer right next to the bathroom in a laundry area so I took everyhing off and but it in the washer so I would have nothing to put on. So to set it up I told her I was washing my clothes and going into the shower but would need something to wear. I was not expecting her to say that she was going to lay something out for me to wear since she was very pettite. When I stepped out I found a tank top, shorts, and a pair of blue cotton hipster panties. All of which were too tight on me so this was my springboard so I went walking out with the panties in hand, naked of course, to show her tehy wouldn't work. She giggled saying she didn't think I wouldn't be able to stuff my package in her undies but she would give me a try putting it somewhere else. This time the scheme worked and I started seeing "Shirley" regularly after this even though she was 9 years my senior. To desctbe her is a 5'1" Dirty Blonde with a tight fat free body and cute tiny 32A breasts. I love it when a paln comes together.10/8/09
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I also love it when a "paln" works!10/8/09
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Sorry to disappoint you but it's the other way around: it's okay for a woman to walk around us naked but not the other way around. The fact that she's married means you have down syndrome.10/9/09
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that is a stupid response- why would it be more allowable for a chick to be naked than a guy---10/9/09
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That is because as guys we are perves and would never stop a female from being nude. The ladies on the other hand tend to have higher standerds.10/10/09
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well if a woman is stll going to walk around her house in her underwear even after a guy who is not her husband has seen her half naked and she continues to walk around like that , she is sending a signal......10/10/09
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Uh...no...it's because guys regularly rape girls (and sometimes each other), but girls don't rape guys.10/10/09