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    A couple of nights ago I was going down on the wife and really going to town on her. Wifey is truly multi-orgasmic and once she start coming, her orgasms hit her one right after another. One orgasm barely passes when she comes again. I love eating her out for this very reason.

    Well a couple of nights ago it was storming pretty good here. Thunder, lightening, rain, the whole bit. I got the wife going pretty good. She was in the middle of one of her orgasm surges when our oldest kid walked into the room.

    No telling how long she had been watching us before she said anything. I had a mouthful of pussy when she asked, "What are you doing?"

    I had no idea what to say so I said, "Mommy and Daddy are just playing."

    The storm had woken her up. My wife put a pair of shorts and tank top on and took the kid to bed. The mood had been totally ruined so me and the wife decided to just go to sleep.

    The next morning my mother in law comes over the kid scampers out of the room and the first words out of her mouth are, "Last night Daddy was biting Mommy on her belly! He was biting her hard too cause Mom was saying 'Oh! Oh! Oh!'"

    Sometimes I hate my kid!
    #1511 — Comments (6) — 10/9/2009 at 3:25 PM — That's Juicy! (0) — That's Lame. (0)
  • 1
    That is damn funny! My three year old daughter has walked in on my husband and me before while we were doing the nasty. A couple times when I thought she was asleep, she walked in on me when I was having some solo fun humping my pillow. The thing is, my hubby has an incredible memory for stuff when he was very young, and his dad was the exact same way. So if fantastic memory is at all hereditary, what if she someday recalls her mommy humping her pillow like a dog in heat? How am I supposed to explain that?
    10/9/09
  • 2
    By the time she's old enough to realize what it was, she'll be doing it herself. Sex drive too is hereditary.
    10/16/09
  • 3
    Kids are so innocent-start a e-mail message on this one people would love that
    10/20/09
  • 4
    Had one of our kids walk in on the wife and me. My wife likes to blow me to completion on weekend mornings. She does not swallow, instead she likes for me to let her know when she I am close. Once I give her the signal, she gets her mouth off of my dick and jacks me off while hovering her head over my cock with her mouth open. I'll pop my first spurt into her open mouth. She lets it drip off her tongue.

    I love the way this woman finishes off a head job. After my first spurt goes into her mouth she will go down on my cock, all the to the root. On the way up she will let whatever has gone into her mouth dribble out. She comes off my cock all of the way and lets a spurt or two splatter against her closed mouth. She then takes my dick in her mouth and bobs up and down until I am completely soft. My dick and her lips are completely pasted with cum. She looks like a doe eyed puppy eating a sneaker with all the strings of cum hanging off of her face.

    Our kid walked in just as my wife was releasing my dick.

    Junior asks, "What are you doing?"

    My wife with strings of cum hanging out her mouth and her face glazed like a donut has no idea what to say.
    11/8/09
  • 5
    I've mentioned here before about my 12 year old niece Mary Beth who caught me jacking off once before. Now she makes it a habit of hiding in my room so she can catch me again.
    She caught me twice already and the last time I knew she was in there and did it anyway.
    11/21/09
  • 6
    I caught my niece peeking in on me through the keyhole. I let her watch for a while, then I plugged up the keyhole and left the door open a crack. When I caught her peeking in the crack instead of moving away from the door she came in to get a better view.

    She went from watching to jacking me off to sucking me off in less than a month.
    11/21/09
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