• Adult Confessions
    — Embarrassing Moments —
    In the early 1970's, I was a kid and read comic books. Back then they advertised all sorts of stuff in comic books that you could get by mail order. One of these things was a bullet-shaped vibrating "massaging muscle relaxer". Being a naive young boy, I thought "What a great gift for Mom's Birthday!" So I saved up the five bucks and ordered it. You should have seen Mom's face when she opened it. I did not understand why my uncle thought it was so funny though.

    It was almost thirty years later when one of my own kids showed me a similar ad on the internet and we had a laugh when I suddenly realized that, as a young boy of eight, I had given my mother a sex toy for her birthday.

    I've been trying to work up the nerve to apologize for five years now.
    #1512 — Comments (1) — 10/11/2009 at 1:31 PM — That's Juicy! (0) — That's Lame. (0)
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    Don't feel so bad, I'm sure she knew you didn't know what it raelly was.
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