I am the luckiest friggen pado file in the world. I just got engaged to a little girl. OK, before you all go and call the cops, she's 18. Yeah I know, way too young for an old predator like myself but so what. She's over 18 and is consenting. So what makes me the luckiest friggen Pado file?? She's 4 feet six inches tall, slender, totally flat chested, virtually no body hair and has the sweetest innocent angelic baby face. In short. From the neck up she looks 7 and from the neck down, 10. And the best part is her doctor says she will NEVER develop any further. Well that really isn't the best part. The best part is A) she knows I am a pado file. B) she's into it and C) she calls me "Daddy."

And boy does she play the whole little girl thing right to the hilt. I get home from work and there she is dressed in the same Catholic school uniform she wore in the 4th grade, pigtails and all, tells me she's done with her homework and chores and asks if she can sit in "Daddy's" lap. I spend the night "molesting" and "raping" my little "daughter." and I don't have to worry in the least that I will ever get into trouble. Sometimes I "kidnap" her from the playground. Sometimes she is very naughty and needs a spanking. Sometimes she even likes to be a toddler, dresses up in a pink onesie with bunny ears and tells me she needs her diaper changed.

I am having my cake and eating it too.

So I guess you're probably wondering how on Earth did I luck out?? How did we meet?? Well there I was scoping out the playground near my house. Yup I admit it, before I met my little girl, I used to hang out at the play ground ogling little tykes imagining how cool it would be if the state legislature decriminalized the rape of small children, then I would go home and masturbate while looking at the underwear ads in children's clothing catalogs imagining I was raping them. Ok so there I was and I heard this sweet little voice from behind me "sexy aren't they Daddy??" Imagine my surprise. I turned around and looked into her eyes convinced she was maybe about 8 or 9 years old (she had just turned 18 the week before) I stood up in shock and backed away conscious of my suddenly growing erection.

I stuttered a few incoherent words while she whipped out her driver's license and handed it me with a beaming smile. I glanced down at it in amazement while she asked me out on a date. Too stunned to not say yes I followed her to her car (I live nearby so I had walked) and we spent the next few hours in a nearby coffee shop confessing our deepest secrets to each other. She learned that while I am definitely a pado file, I have never laid a hand on anyone under 18 since I was under 18 and even then never with anyone more than 2 years younger than me. She in turn told me how when she was little (figuratively speaking) she was diagnosed with a rare form of dwarfism where she simply stopped growing and always would look like a perfectly normal young child. She told me how she is only attracted to older guys and only dates pado files. I asked her why and she said she would prefer to be with a man who was attracted to her because of the way she looked and not despite the way she looked. Hence she only dated pado files.

Think I should be put away?? Yeah I know, lots of people do. I'm used to the sentiment. Write your congressman. Meanwhile, lewd and lascivious thoughts about young children still is not a crime.

How does her mom feel about it?? She kids me about robbing the cradle. But she was 40 years younger than her husband and I'm only 24 years older than her daughter. I remind her of that, in jest of course. Besides, my future mother-in-law's boyfriend is 22 so she not one to talk.

When we go out on a date I take her out for a happy meal and to a kid's movie. It's fun telling the box office "one adult and one child" then sitting in the theatre "molesting" my "child" while we watch some kid's movie. Sometimes she's a little mischievous and when we are out in public she will say things like "why can't we get married Daddy??" or "but I WANT you to molest me Daddy!" while I keep protesting and telling her "stop it young lady you know very well I can't do that!" Its a little game she likes to play.

Sometimes we get really perverted. She will go to the playground dressed in something typical of a 7 year old. She gets on the swing and swings back and forth for a while. Then I will just happen along and grab her and grab her ass and tongue kiss her right in front of the other parents. Then we will walk home hand in hand or sometimes with my arm around her while she holds onto my ass and she will, in ear shot of the other parents say "I love you Daddy."

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by Anonymous on Jun 23, 2013 at 8:15 AM

It's people like you who deserve to rot in hell!

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by Anonymous on Jun 23, 2013 at 8:39 AM

I think this is written from inside his cell block. The 18 yr old is his cell mate lover boy.

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by Anonymous on Jun 23, 2013 at 9:19 AM

Man! You have to be insane just to make up bullshit like this. We are Anonymous! This is an easy hack! Look for your picture on Youtube.

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