• Adult Confessions
    — Embarrassing Moments —
    I don't remember why I started, but I was jerking off at work every day and shooting my load on anything and everything - desks, chairs, phones, computers, the copy machine, vending machines, break room tables. You name it and I probably fapped a load on it.One day my coffee cup was missing and I just assumed the cleaning crew had tossed it by mistake. Nope. Turns out is was taken for DNA matching and guess what? I matched! Then next day I was arrested at my desk, handcuffed and taken out. Fired also.
    #1544 — Comments (3) — 12/4/2009 at 7:23 PM — That's Juicy! (0) — That's Lame. (0)
  • 1
    you deserved it you nasty pig

    you could have been spreading disease
    12/5/09
  • 2
    a jackoff done in by jacking off, hahaha.
    12/5/09
  • 3
    I wasn't spreading disease, I was spreading jizz.
    12/5/09
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