• Adult Confessions
    — Anything Goes —
    I mean, after you do what you have to do, do you take a full shower, use the shower as a (rather uncomfortable) bidet or you just use meters and meters, ops I meant feet, of toilet paper?
    no offense intended, just a question I'd never be able to make in real life

    Greetings from a country where you'll probably never find a bathroom without a bidet
    #176 — Comments (19) — 11/24/2009 at 5:46 PM — That's Juicy! (0) — That's Lame. (1)
  • 1
    Anyone who doesn't wash their ass after a shit is a pig - probably an american pig.
    11/24/09
  • 2
    Bidets just never caught on in America. We use toilet paper, and feel just fine about it.

    I personally would love one of those amazing Japanese toilets that sprays you clean and air dries your rear end. I hear that they are very nice, and once you have one, you never want to go back to paper. Perhaps one day I'll save up and get one.
    11/25/09
  • 3
    I would never go down on one of these american pig women with their stinky crotch and shit smeared assholes.
    11/25/09
  • 4
    Meters of toilet paper, most of it moistened.
    Works.
    11/25/09
  • 5
    I can see where someone other than an american would think toilet paper is nasty. I don't see how you can stand it here with all us PIGS. Why don't you go the hell home, really. If it's so fucking bad here why are people breaking the law to get in the US. Tell you why, because no matter how fucking bad it can get here, this is the greatest country in the world. I have done some traveling around and I tell you this I will never live anywhere else. P.S. France is the nastiest place on earth.
    11/30/09
  • 6
    I only wipe my ass once a week and that is Saturday nights.
    11/30/09
  • 7
    My girlfriend cleans my ass for me.
    11/30/09
  • 8
    She cleans mine too. In fact, she cleans all of us in the locker room and then comes home to you and licks yours clean. Hope you don't mind.
    11/30/09
  • 9
    Best place on Earth? Highest mortality rate from gun violence, fatest, stupidest, laziest people on the planet that don't know their fat smelly asses from a hole in the ground? Get real. There are plenty of places around the Earth that are: nicer, safer, cheaper, and most of all, filled with less government corruption than the "good ol' US of A".
    11/30/09
  • 10
    Tell me friend. Where are you located right now?
    12/2/09
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