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    I mean, after you do what you have to do, do you take a full shower, use the shower as a (rather uncomfortable) bidet or you just use meters and meters, ops I meant feet, of toilet paper?
    no offense intended, just a question I'd never be able to make in real life

    Greetings from a country where you'll probably never find a bathroom without a bidet
    #176 — Comments (19) — 11/24/2009 at 5:46 PM — That's Juicy! (0) — That's Lame. (1)
  • 11
    On the bidet getting my hienie cleaned and sanitized so I won't be mistaken for a shit smeared american whore.
    12/3/09
  • 12
    I doubt you would ever be mistaken for an American of any kind. I feel sorry for anyone who isn't an American. The worst American is worth ten of anyone else in the world. Shit smeared or not. Like I said before, if this is such a bad place, then why is everyone busting their ass to get here. So far, no one has been able to answer that question for me yet. And, I doubt they will friend.....FYM
    12/5/09
  • 13
    > then why is everyone busting their ass to get here

    The only people "busting their asses" to get into your "precious" country are poor South Americans. Western and first world countries are leaving. Check your government statistics - it's online.

    The USA will be a 3rd world country within 5 years due to:
    - had to buy/bail out banks and auto manufacturers (you just paid for a handful of failing businesses
    - is fighting a pointless war that is costing billions each year
    - has a population that is obese which is killing you off due to type 2 diabetes, heart disease and a host of other medical problems due to eating garbage
    - a crime rate that shadows other countries
    - reduced oil reserves
    - the EU is already passing legislation which essentially says that they'll make decisions on global currency and not leave it to the clueless Americans (loss of control for you and your government)

    Look at your dollar. Look at it to the Euro, the Pound, the Canadian buck, the Yen. Your dollar is dropping because of printing money which is devaluing your currency at an alarming rate. Yes that's good for the protectionism. But soon it will mean you won't be able to afford to buy anything from any other country.

    Inside of 5 years dude. Then you'll be at the borders of Mexico and Canada begging to be let in on refugee status.

    :)
    12/6/09
  • 14
    Well you are so right. I give in. Looks like things are going to hell here. Think I will run down to Mexico City and find a job. You're from France, right. France, the surrenders. Ok, I'm through with banding with you, it's pointless. We will never change or see the other persons point of view. Besides a great man once wrote, "you have accomplished nothing when you've bested a fool". Good luck in your wonderful country. Call us if you need rescuing again.
    12/7/09
  • 15
    Be that as it may, the fact remains that American women are unclean mouthy bitches who need to be hosed down with perfume to get laid.
    12/7/09
  • 16
    > Call us if you need rescuing again.

    Pfft. Rescuing? Let's look at recent history:

    1) Iran was on its way to democracy in 1953, but the CIA removed Prime Minister Mohammed Mosaddeq in a coup. They set up a puppet, a Shah. The Shah helped spread fear, terror in a dictatorship. Why? The US wanted a puppet that's why. So much for "democracy". Nice job on the "protection".

    2) Iraq's Saddam. Another puppet set up by the US (thank Rumsy for that) to irritate Iran. Saddam gased people, his sons were rapists and horrible men. Saddam and his family are a product of the great US of A. Some more fabulous "protection".

    3) Taliban set up by the CIA to fight against the U.S.S.R. Yes, the fucks known as the Taliban were set up by the great US of A. Nice job protecting shit fucks.

    4) Vietnam. Great fuck job there. That region still hasn't recovered from US "protection".

    5) Gitmo and other torture centers in countries that don't have either the balls or the ideals to say not to torture, allow the CIA and NSA to literally reach into any country, grab someone and torture the fuck out of them. So much for the Geneva Convention huh? More "protection"?

    6) Global economic meltdown due to American banks giving loans to Americans who clearly couldn't afford the loan. Next, the banks repackage these mortgages (in the form of sub prime mortgage backed securities) and sold these as investments within the stock market and sold to everyone worldwide (European corporations naively and trustingly gobbled these "opportunities" up). Finally, the banks set up credit default swaps which also pulled down the insurance companies. All it took was Joe Average who defaulted, then his neighbour, and his neighbour's neighbour and so on.

    I think the world's had enough "protecting" from you and your shit ass government buddy.
    12/9/09
  • 17
    Yeah, what he said! Dirty fucking american whores.
    12/9/09
  • 18
    "Bidets just never caught on in America. We use toilet paper, and feel just fine about it."_________________________________________________ ______________________________ ______________________________ _______

    Man that is so not true. What is true is the bedet is not some simple little "plug in" appliance. They must be installed as part of and through local building department codes. Due to costs and construction issues they most always only get installed in new higher end homes. Your just "talking" about the other side of the tracks. Over here I very much doubt you could find a home without at least one in the master bathroom. I'm sure if you had a home with your own bedet that you used and got used to, you would no longer, "feel just fine about it" if you had to go back to paper. O and don't forget, bedet sex. You would not forget that if it was in your past. And lastly; your obviously male, too bad, if you were female you would know that bedet and yourself would be best buddies a few days each month. As old homes are replaced with new, you'll see more and more of the bedet and less and less paper.
    12/18/09
  • 19
    And the question would be where in the world do you find a bidet? Americans are not the only ones than rely on toilet paper to clean their ass, look it up and you'll find that this method is used almost worldwide. You don't need a bidet or a shower to clean yourself if you wipe your ass correctly, and no, you don't need 'meters' of toilet paper either, your parents should have taught you that, you are just ignorant.
    2/20/10
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