My boyfriend is 26 years old and he still claims that girls dont poop or fart. It annoyed me because as a girl nothing feels better than letting out a long one. I was sick of his crap (no pun intended) so when I was at his house I took a nice hefty dump. I made sure to eat lots of tacos and chilli before arriving. I think scooped up some of it in a tissue and called him into the bathroom. He face curled and twitched and he looked so upset. Right away the powerful aroma suffocated him. He didn't even see it yet. Then I stepped aside. I still had one hand behind my back hidden. A surprise awaited him. He peered into the toilet and saw my brown log hanging out. Just chillin. I had a big brown dog barkin at my backdoor and the pup needed to be let out. I then smiled wide. I probably looked like The Joker. I then slowly revealed what I had hiding behind my back. A little brown gnome sitting atop some tissue. I shouted "Its mine!" as I flung it at him. It smacked against his cheek making a loud wet smacking noise. Some of it got in his eyes. I admit this is a fetish of mine. I always wanted my poop to grace his skin. He let out a horrible yell unlike anything I've heard before and I could swear I saw tears streaming down his cheeks. It made me feel so hot to see him like that. I then told him to eat it. He yelled at me. Called me crazy. Called me all sorts of names. Said I was sick. I yelled back how can you say you love me if you wont even eat my poop????! He then grabbed me by my shirt and flung me outside onto his lawn. It was the middle of the night. What a gentleman am I right???? It's been close to a week. He hasn't contacted me since. I'm afraid it might be over. Perhaps I should have introduced him more slowly. My heart feels a little broken. If he could have just gave it a lick and give it a chance. How does he know he wont like it if he wont try it???? Guys expect women to lick their smelly cum stained long johnsons and if you refuse they say you are a prude and should at least try it. So why not try my little brown dog???? It wont bite. ;_;

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by Anonymous on Jan 15, 2014 at 11:08 AM

You are disgusting and need some help!

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by Anonymous on Aug 8, 2015 at 8:20 PM

BAAAHAHHAHAHAH This can't be real!!

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