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— Embarrassing Moments —It happened this summer when my girlfriend,diana, was hosting a pool party for some of our friends.
I was laying on a lounger , catching the rays half-asleep.
I heard sounds around me but not really wanting to disturb my relaxed mood.
Well i hear my girlfriend giggling and she is in a mischievous mood.
I hear the kitchen screen door and soft steps next to me.
and Diana is softly saying ... ARTY...ARTY... are you awake...and she is touching my hands and the top of my swimtrunks .. not sure if i am dreaming but got me tingling.
I just layed there enjoying the sun on my face.
Then giggles and weird sounds ... PSSSSSHT .... PSSSSSHT ...
Some stupid bug is using my face as his landing zone ..on each cheek then my forehead...dern bug.. and i take my hands and brush my face AND
i wake up startled .. my face feels all mushy and i jump up and everyone around me is laffing their heads off and had a great kodak moment
There I am .... face covered with whipped cream, which was in my hands , and my swimsuit , was down by my ankles and I am neked as a jaybird ..
Diana had filled my hands with whipped cream and opened the strings of my trunks and loosened them so they were just hanging on me .. then she had tickled my nose with a piece of grass ... I did the rest..... could have died...
Diana is doubled over in laughter and my face is red as a beet ...trying deparately to cover myself up ..but spreading the whipped cream all over me ..
An then genius that i am .. tried to chase her and get even and tripped with my butt sticking up. (|)(|)
Very em-bare-ass-ing ...though i laffed evently too
AND PAYBACK IS A DISH SERVED COLD.... WHEN YOU LEAST EXPECT IT ....AND BOY DID DIANA PAY FOR THAT PRANK....
BUT THATS A STORY FOR LATER...
#1884 — Comments (4) — 3/30/2002 at 3:33 PM — That's Juicy! (0) — That's Lame. (0)
I ended up with a face full of whipped cream , neked from the waist down, and my friends in hysterics..I laffed too..knew it was in good sense of humor..but that doesn't stop ... payback....boy was diana due...!!
First i drove her crazy for a bit.. always looking over her shoulder...never know when it was going to come .. and her almost begging me to get her. I waited and set it up ...real good with the help of her best friend Shelly.
Three weekends later...Shelly threw a great pool party...with lots of games.. pool volleyball, water balloon fights and lot a fun stuff ..Diana is very athletic and we knew she would participate fully.
Well a couple of hours later, Di is sitting on her lounger,
tuckered out...and i was inside talking to a couple of friends ..when Shelly comes up to me ...and whispers...
"Time has come" and points to Di .. fast asleep on her lounger.
Shell and i grab the whipped cream cans and Tony , her boyfriend grabs the video camera and head to the sleeping princess. We do a great decorating job.
Legs, arms ..nice straight lines ..
tummy decorated with a big smiley to the sound of soft zzzzzz's ..
filling her bikini top and bottom...
then Shell says to me..."aren't you forgetting something" and a wicked smile comes on her face as she reminds me of my previous em-bare-ass-ment. I smile and crawl under her lounger and untie the neck and back strap to her bikini top and bring the strings forward. Shel gets the ties to her bottom.
Then i turn the palms of her right hand gently upward and fill it with a huge mt of whipped cream and bring out a feather and brush it against her face and forehead.
Diana cooperates nicely... Her right hand go to her face and brush the "bug" off ...smearing whipped cream all over her right cheek but still she sleeps... no problem...
Shell does the left palm and repeats the feather this time on tip of her nose.. we are holding our giggles ..trying not to burst out laffing ...
This time diana must have been annoyed , in her half-sleep and smacks at her nose and brushes her entire face with both hands......ssppplllllattt...whipped cream all over her face....
Di jumps up ... oh you brat...she yells and her swimsuit heads south... she grabs deparately ...spreading more whipped cream all over herself .... we are in hysterics..rolling on the grass
She is a wonderful combination of bare skin .. and whipped cream...and everyone whistling as she scrambles ....to cover what she can...
Finally gives up...tackles Shelly ..they wrestle and Shel joins the whipped cream and bare skin parade ...di got her real good.
Suddenly four eyes are looking at me and saying...what you looking at and i am scrambling...only to fall over Tony and ..i had two very messy ladys all over me...i bare-ly escaped but not without creamy consequences
.It was awesome.....