• Adult Confessions
    — Embarrassing Moments —
    My husband for years has gotten a kick out of cleverly exposing me by cleverly lifting my skirt or tugging my bikini top while swimming. Well I finally had enough. We were at Myrtle Beach on vacation with another couple and while swimming he tried his usual tugging of my top. My girlfriend knew I was sick of it. I told her I wanted to teach him a lesson and wanted her help. Well during the evening I had my friend hide on the patio while I got hubby in the mood. I had all of the lights on. It was dark outside. I seduced him out of his clothes and got him horny. Well I pulled the drapes open with him standing there naked. I said come on let’s live dangerously. Besides nobody will see at this time of night.

    Let’s say I got him in excellent camera shot. My girlfriend took so many photos of him. I felt it only far that we get him from his best angles. We definitely wanted to be sure we did justice to his penis. We got it in the early soft stages to it standing to attention. We took the film to the local C.V.S. to be developed. We didn’t want to mess up the developing of these photos. We were thinking of him. He deserves nothing but the best. We did have five sets made so he knows how highly we think of him.

    After picking up the photos, my girlfriend could not wait to see her work as a skilled photographer. We sat and howled when we looked at the photos. We got a few more of my friends and made a deck of cards out of 52 of the photos. I told you, we made a lot of copies. My friends picked out their favorites and I gave them to them.

    You see, I was going to tell him about the photos, but he once again gave the paperboy a thrill at my expense, so I decided use them every time he does this. Oh, I am so air-headed at times. I accidentally had four of his prime photos mixed in with photos that my daughter had taken with her girlfriends while camping. I begged her friends not to tell. and gave them the photos to hide. I am sure that sixteen-year old girls will know what to do with the photos.

    It is simple, every time he tries to expose me, I share his good side with others. I am amazed as to how many women and girls can keep a secret when there are a lot of good penis shots!

    #2068 — Comments (4) — 4/27/2002 at 10:41 PM — That's Juicy! (0) — That's Lame. (0)
  • 1
    So they just develop nude male photos at the local CVS without saying a word about it, huh? For some reason, this sounds just a little too far-fetched for me.
    4/27/02
  • 2
    Even if she got a little carried away with the story, I enjoy the fact that she is either plotting revenge in the right way. I say embarrass the asshole who gets off treating his wife that way!
    4/28/02
  • 3
    My wife got me back once for embarassing her at a party. she showed my neighbor my "dress up" attire that I wear when my wife likes to trade places and make me clean the house in a maids outfit. My neighbor now wants me to come over and clean for her! You're right, women can keep a secret when it's to their benefit. This can happen. trust me.
    9/16/02
  • 4
    at cvs they will develope ANY pictures for you! I should know, I worked there developing photos, and I saw a ton of ones like that, but no one says anything about them, we would just joke around with each other. SO I WOULD KEEP MY MOUTH SHUT ABOUT THAT!
    2/4/03
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