• Adult Confessions
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    ok lazy bumm co-worker. we work night shift so nobody ever sees him being lazy but me. its me and him only in this 7 story office building from midnight til 8am answering phones. he never even tries to pick up the phone he just sits there and cruises the internet printing out crap on the company dime. then we get little tasks to do. like fold letters and put them into an envelope and seal them with a glue stick or to put dividers into a folder and clip them. only 150. he never finishes his work because he starts it at like 6:30. so it compounds up on him and he bitches about having to do more work than everybody else. he also sleeps and SNORES!!!!
    but the best part i have a high tech phone that takes pictures and voice memos. so tonight i took about a dozen pictures of him sleeping over a span of about an hour and recorded his snoring OVER THE PHONE RINGING and of course him not waking up(i used the company phone and called our 1-800 number.)
    sooo....what to do with it...hmmm....???
    ok i am not evil but hes racist and extremely dumb. example he says sharks do not get bigger than 3 feet. and if they do its rare. we live in Southern California. come on puhleeze.
    #209 — Comments (17) — 10/5/2004 at 8:13 AM — That's Juicy! (0) — That's Lame. (0)
  • 1
    Simple. You put it all together, ready to e-mail. You call him over to view the pics. Hit send. Tell him to go fuck himself.
    10/5/04
  • 2
    Well said
    10/5/04
  • 3
    No, no, no, don't tell him to go fuck himself. Ask him if he'll fuck you. I'm not sure if you're male or female but either way you have at least one hole that will accommodate him. Go for it!!!!
    10/6/04
  • 4
    He must be extremely dumb if he hasnt noticed he has a
    snitch like you for a co-worker.
    So, you are right. Drop the dime.
    You can both consider it a learning experience.
    10/6/04
  • 5
    Why do you call him a snitch? The lazy moron needs to be terminated. The Lazy turd has gone overboard.
    10/6/04
  • 6
    A <B>snitch</B> has a certain look, a stance; an attitude of condescension that will usually be noticeable, if all else fails, there is that <I>odor</I>, you know what I mean, that <I>odor</I> that has followed the <B>snitch</B> since other children began to <I>try</I> to play with the <B>snitch</B> in the playground... that acrid <I>stink</I> of bandaids and scabs, stale mustard and momma's teatmilk that the <B>snitch</B> just can't wash out, and the more they try, the more the <B>snitch</B> stinks of Irish Spring soap and cheap perfume bought on sale in a dime store that any normal person wouldn't wear.....
    Hopefully, you and your co-worker's place of employment is somewhere high up in that lonely building, and your co-worker's last act on-the-job will be to teach you the meaning of defenestration.
    10/7/04
  • 7
    ok origional poster here. i am not a snitch. if i was a snitch i would have snitched! dumb*ss.
    in, but instead i downloaded it onto my comp and i emailed it to him at his corp. email account and told him to get his *ss together or hes on his way out. that i'm sick and tired of his laziness. i haven't worked again with him but i'm pretty sure this should set him straight. i really dont care if he works here or not but i'm tired of being the only one working. because then i have to work my butt off when its not necessary.
    10/8/04
  • 8
    ok origional poster here. i am not a snitch. if i was a snitch i would have snitched! dumb*ss.
    but instead i downloaded it onto my comp and i emailed it to him at his corp. email account and told him to get his *ss together or hes on his way out. that i'm sick and tired of his laziness. i haven't worked again with him but i'm pretty sure this should set him straight. i really dont care if he works here or not but i'm tired of being the only one working. because then i have to work my butt off when its not necessary.
    10/8/04
  • 9
    I'd drop the dime on the s.o.b.!!!!
    10/8/04
  • 10
    Why not just blackmail him for money or something of value? Sure you could make him lose his job, but if losing his job really bothers him and he doesn't want to have that happen, tell him to pay you or else you'll drop the dime on him. And if he tries to come back at you later on for it, it's his word against yours anyway, and seeing as your the good worker, they'll believe you and not the disgruntled former worker. I say work this situation for all it's worth and get whatever you can out of him.
    10/9/04
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