I stood opened mouthed like an idiot because it was a girl. I was so fucking embarrassed! She shakes my hand as I yelled, 'Hey! You're a girl!'. While still shaking my hand, she smiles, looks down at my dick and answers, 'Let me see. And you're a boy.' Fuck! I felt like an idiot!
She starts right into asking me questions about the game, but I was like, 'What are you doing in here?'
From then on, it went something like this.
She says, 'Interviewing you.'
'But you're a girl!'
'Thank you for noticing.'
'But I'm not dressed!'
'I see that.'
'But you're a girl!'
'That's the third time you said that. Haven't you ever seen a girl before?'
Like I said, I felt almost as embarrassed afterwards about what an idiot I was than about being nude.
When I protested to an assistant coach that walked by (big mistake, as it showed her how embarrassed I was), he was like, 'If you ever want to make it to the show, deal with it. Equal rights means equal access.' or something like that he said.
From that point on, I sucked in my gut and did the interview, which went on like forever, with her taking glances at my dick and smirking at my embarrassment. When it was over, she shook my hand again, thanked me and said, 'Curt, it was a pleasure interviewing you. Nice time, if you feel embarrassed being interview by a WOMAN (she was mocking me for addressing her as a girl), just grab a towel.'
What a fucking idiot I was. I was so shocked by her being in there and being told by the coach to 'deal with it' that I didn't even think to grab a towel.
I mumbled an apology to her, but she was like
'Oh, that's o.k., Curt. I didn't mind' Then another smirk.
Worst of it was that I found out later she was just interning at the paper and was a sophmore in college! Fuck. She was only like 20! The shoe then really fell when one of the girls in a couple of my classes told me the next week, Suzie, said to me 'I heard my sister SAW YOU last week.' Her older sister was the reporter! I would have hit on her (Suzie) before I knew that. But after finding that out that it was her sister who saw my dick, no way, man!
I wouldn't mind being a reporter and getting to interview cute naked female athletes, but no way in hell do they ever let male reporters into girls locker rooms.