Like this one time I was in school and then like someone said there was a spider on my shoulder and then like they told me I should like totally strip or else the spider was gonna bite me and they knew I like totally hated spiders. so I did what they said and I was like completely naked in seconds. I had to go around the school for the rest of the day like in the nude, because my so-called friends like took my clothes and ran. Between classes when guys saw me they kept fondling me, and I orgasmd like so many times, and even some girls felt me. and the worst part is that like at the end of the day like there was this like assembly thing for the whole school, and I like totally got called up to the stage because I was getting this awesome award. So I had no choice, because this was a really prestegious award, and I was envied by all the nerds, so I like totally had to go up there. I did and I got an encore.
This story was probably even more believeable than some of the other shit you guys come up with.