it was one late friday night and my co-workers down at my company and i have this tradition of heading over to our favorite bar and having a few drinks every friday night after work. An hour and a half goes by and we'er all about to go home i didn't drink enough to be close to drunk but i did have so much that i needed to take a monster piss so before i left i walked into the mens room and it reeked so bad that i decide to hold it till i get home. now i had forgotten that my nefew was commig from california to live with me because he had gotten into this really good high school in manhattan. also i live alone so as long as there is no company over i hang around my house naked. so i arrive home (bladder still full) strip off my work cloths untill ime in my birthday siute and take a seat on my couch. now i'm about to turn on thr TV when i see that the remote had roled under the couch, so i had to squat downand feel around under the couch for it. then all of a suddn i hear two earthshaking explosions folowed by a blackout that left as quikly as i came. (apparently two transformers in the sewer pipes exploded.) now i was completly unprepared for that and i scared the hell out of me, or should i say piss, because right then and there i lost control of my bladder and pissed all over the floor (leaving a large yellow puddle on my white tile) and my nefew concerned at what happend came down staires only to se me peeing on the floor standing nude in a puddle of my own urin and the craks up. even now he still wont shut up about how his uncle took a leak on his own floors.

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by Anonymous on Jan 11, 2007 at 5:38 PM

what the fuck is a 'nefew'?

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by Anonymous on Jan 12, 2007 at 12:00 PM

once my nephew walked in on me and my wife doing the naughty, and i found out the next week my nephew (brothers son) was fucking my wife.

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by Anonymous on Jan 12, 2007 at 4:36 PM

a lot like that jeff bridges movie: a hole in the floor.

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