I don't understand the thrill of using vegetables to pleasure yourself with. I've only tried with cucumbers but they're so bloody cold that any arousal I had just disappears...

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by Anonymous on Dec 15, 2016 at 10:12 PM

Microwave it for a little bit to warm it first.

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by Anonymous on Dec 18, 2016 at 12:14 PM

Agreed! Microwaving doesn't help, that makes it mushy

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by Anonymous on Dec 19, 2016 at 3:22 PM

If microwaving doesn't work carry it around in your pocket for a while and let it warm up. Room temperature will work for you too.

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by Anonymous on Dec 21, 2016 at 1:13 PM

I had a girl tell me once that she put it into really hot water for about ten minutes.

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