Already bursting for a pee, I pulled into a supermarket car park close to Christmas. It was packed, so seeing a guy pulling out of a space, I patiently waited, even though I really needed to pee. He pulled out, but in my direction. As he passed, a woman shot into the space I was heading into, parked up and walked past me laughing.
She was in such a rush though, she'd left her side window open. Annoyed, seeing her laughing at me, but then seeing the window open, I quickly jumped out of my car, ran over to hers, opened my trousers and took out my cock. Pointing it into her car, I relieved myself all over her drivers seat, steering wheel and gear stick. Finishing off, I looked up to see a car pulling out a row back.
Quickly getting into my car, I did manage to claim the spot, but instead of getting out, I just sat there. Sure enough about ten minutes later the woman walked out of the store and over to her car. Putting her shopping into the boot, she then without taking any notice of her still opened side window, got in.
Within seconds she jumped back out with her skirt soaking wet, and boy was she angry.
Pulling out of the parking spot I was in, I drove around to her lane, then drove passed her laughing my head off. She went to say something, but I drowned her out by beeping horn, then calling her "Pissy pants" as I drove away.
And best of all, a family member who works in the supermarket told me later that evening, some woman had come into the store to complain about someone pissing in her car, hoping there would be cctv. Unfortunately for her they were having it all revamped for the Christmas rush and didn't have any footage.
He who laughs last, laughs longest!

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