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— My Family —I'll keep it short - went to a family funeral and saw some relatives for the first time in many years. I ended up in a family room at the funeral home with my 18 year old niece (18 by 2 weeks). When my brother (her Dad) and my sister-in-law walked in, the niece was on her knees with a mouthful of me (she was a very willing participant). My brother wants me arrested - or killed, my wife wants a divorce, my own daughter called me a "sick perv" and my mother says she doesn't think she can go on living. The niece? She just sent a picture to my cell phone of her naked playing with herself. I might as well go try and nail her - can't get any worse, tight? #3182 — Comments (10) — 8/21/2009 at 12:04 PM — That's Juicy! (1) — That's Lame. (0)
However, it's always possible to make things worse.
She could get pregnant on the first shot.
- sex at a funeral
- adultery
- incest
- intergenerational intimacy
- unprotected sex
- screwing your brother's daughter
I've determined that the following are left outstanding:
- sodomy
- incestuous pregnancy
- somehow involving a goat
Please report back when you have completed the outstanding tasks. Thanks.