• Adult Confessions
    — My Family —
    I'll keep it short - went to a family funeral and saw some relatives for the first time in many years. I ended up in a family room at the funeral home with my 18 year old niece (18 by 2 weeks). When my brother (her Dad) and my sister-in-law walked in, the niece was on her knees with a mouthful of me (she was a very willing participant). My brother wants me arrested - or killed, my wife wants a divorce, my own daughter called me a "sick perv" and my mother says she doesn't think she can go on living. The niece? She just sent a picture to my cell phone of her naked playing with herself. I might as well go try and nail her - can't get any worse, tight?
    #3182 — Comments (10) — 8/21/2009 at 12:04 PM — That's Juicy! (1) — That's Lame. (0)
  • 1
    Considering what the age of consent may be in your state, you very well may have something to worry about if your brother is serious about pressing charges.
    8/21/09
  • 2
    No, I know of no state where the age of consent is less than I8.
    However, it's always possible to make things worse.
    She could get pregnant on the first shot.
    8/22/09
  • 3
    The poster said she would be 18 in two weeks.
    8/22/09
  • 4
    My fuck up - I misread the text, and got it reversed. Okay, she's "18 by two weeks."
    8/22/09
  • 5
    she was 18 two weeks before
    8/22/09
  • 6
    Fuck Em all... move her to the other side of the country and keep her knocked up and blowing you
    8/23/09
  • 7
    You've already covered the following faux pas:
    - sex at a funeral
    - adultery
    - incest
    - intergenerational intimacy
    - unprotected sex
    - screwing your brother's daughter

    I've determined that the following are left outstanding:
    - sodomy
    - incestuous pregnancy
    - somehow involving a goat

    Please report back when you have completed the outstanding tasks. Thanks.
    8/24/09
  • 8
    And don't forget pictures!
    8/24/09
  • 9
    So, what happened? Just curious.
    9/2/09
  • 10
    Nailed her! Fucked her crosseyed a couple of times then moved in.
    11/26/09
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