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— My Family —Tonight, when I was at a Friends birthday party, I was approached by a unique fellow. This man, whom I've never met, told me I was beautiful, called me a "fantasic vision". I was flatterd, told him so, thanked him for the compliment. Then...he tells me that he thinks I would be even more beautiful if I was pregnant. He was all too obliging to tell me of his life long fetish with pregant women....but only women were pregnant with his children. (What? Serial Impregnator?) I, again, told him I appreciated the compliment, and informed him, laughingly that I didn't plan on having children...
He offered me $50,000. to become pregnant with his child.
I figured he was joking, told him, again laughing, that that wasn't enough.
He offered me $75,000.
He said, "..And I am not joking." Even articulated as such.
And wrote me check.
I have the check.
He told me that if I cash that check tomorrow, that he'll have me expecting by the end of July. This whole converstation took 20 minutes. lol
I still don't want kids. I don't know what to do.
Get pregnant for $75,000?
Or be smart and not reproduce......I like being smart.
Sometimes. #3200 — Comments (7) — 11/24/2009 at 1:39 AM — That's Juicy! (2) — That's Lame. (2)
Reproducing is not stupid.
Think about that when you're in a shitty nursing home with no one to go to bat for you with the doctors and nurses.