I finally got to use a great line from more than one comedy I have seen.
For a few years, the wife of one of my friends has been hitting on me and I just do not do
friend's wives. The other day we were having dinner and my buddy was dancing with
my date, a cute gal.

My pal's wife whispered in my ear..."You know, I have fucked 300 guys."
Without a beat I responded, "Nobody is perfect."

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Feb 22, 2017 at 5:20 AM

Some Like It Hot, right? Classic line!

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Feb 22, 2017 at 7:50 AM

You should have asked "But how many fucked you?".

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Feb 22, 2017 at 1:06 PM

Correct, Some like it Hot but another movie as well,
a movie about teenagers. I can't recall the title.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Feb 22, 2017 at 9:38 PM

What does she look like?

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Feb 26, 2017 at 8:58 AM

Yeah, not my type at all with too much makeup, Fuller brush
eyelashes and long fingernails. I'll stick to my various
plain dates who turn out to be willing. I don't even date chicks
with long fingernails. It's o.k. to call me weird.

What turns me on is an athletic chick, no makeup, no
warpaint, short cropped hair and a tight, perky ass.

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