My neighbors are assholes. I've lived here all my life. My mom grew up in this house and lived here with my grandparents until they died. Then she moved to Florida leaving the house to me when I was 22.

Last year the old lady who lived next door and was best friends with my grandmother's mother passed away and her family sold the house to the first assholes who came up with enough money.

So the first thing the assholes did was strip down all the beautiful architectural features original to the old Victorian house. It was once beautiful. Now it was a desecrated modern sterile cube covered in plastic. They gutted the place then installed plastic flooring. They removed all the walls so the first floor had only two rooms, the dining/living/cooking area and a half bath. They turned the five bedrooms upstairs into an ultra modern two bedroom suite each with a ludicrous over size bathroom and closets bigger than the bedrooms. They paved over the beautiful flower gardens, tore out the fountains and statues and paved over the lawn and painted it red. Then they painted the entire house magenta with orange and yellow trim. Oh and they tore out the porch balconies, cupola and capped off the chimneys.

Next they cut down all the trees including an amazing Japanese maple and then took down the beautiful white picket fence and replaced it with an ugly five foot tall chain link fence and to make things worse they put bars up on all the windows and doors. They replaced a beautiful stately old Victorian home with a sterile jail. Oddly, the city thought that increased the property values of all the houses on the street so they doubled my real estate tax. But according to my real estate agent the house is now worth half of what it was before the neighbors moved in next door.

But they did not stop at this. The reason they paved the yard was because they decided to engage in the "hobby" of "fixing up old cars" which in reality consists of them taking junky cars and turning them into bizarre jumping mechanical monstrosities. The things are always jumping around in the front yard and he always has half a dozen of them all over where the front flower gardens used to be. They make the most horrible noise. He has a 750 trillion terrawatt sub woofers that have already shattered every window in my house a dozen times. But he has friends on the police force who won't do anything about it when I complain other than threaten to have me arrested for filing false police reports claiming there is no noise ordinance when I know better since my dad drafted it when he was on the town council.

They also have a herd of pit bulls that look like they could chew holes in the chain link fance and are obviously trying to dig a tunnel through the concrete yard.

The noise levels are unbearable 24-7 but weekends are worst when they have their 72 hour party with with so many guests that they have broken down my own white picket fence to make room for their cars to park in what used to be my front lawn.

Karma is a bitch.

I came home from work this afternoon to find the house had burnt to the ground. The fire fighters didn't even bother trying to save it. They just aimed all the hoses on my room and yard keeping it well soaked while they watched my asshole neighbor's house burn down. Turns out they didn't think they had to pay their fire tax.

Karma is a bitch.

I probably shouldn't have told them they didn't have to pay their fire tax.


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by Anonymous on Sep 10, 2017 at 4:55 AM

you evil fucker, good for you.

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by Anonymous on Apr 4, 2021 at 8:35 AM

Sounds made up! If they broke your fence that's property damage and you can press charges

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