• Adult Confessions
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    I work at a company where people have individual offices. Alot of my coworkers have mini fridges in their offices, as I do. Due to an ongoing project I have been working late on a daily basis and forced to come in on the weekends.

    I have a personal grudge against a coworker that goes back years. While working one weekend, I checked out her fridge and found a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise. Knowing I was the only one at work, I grabbed the mayo, went back to my office and masturbated, ejaculating into the mayo. I shook the mayo very well, making sure that the semen wouldn't settle out. A week passed, and I was working on the weekend yet again. I checked the fridge and noticed the mayo was in a different place. I also noticed that there was a good amount missing. I "refilled" the mayo twice more.

    I get a sick thrill knowing that she's consuming my semen. I just want to be there one day while she's making her sandwich and takes that first big bite.
    #3744 — Comments (6) — 5/2/2009 at 11:42 PM — That's Juicy! (1) — That's Lame. (0)
  • 1
    I love these kind of stories especially when girls get the shitty end of the stick.
    5/3/09
  • 2
    Ever heard of karma? You are so screwed!
    5/8/09
  • 3
    incarnation my ass. I jacked off in cole slaw at worked a few years back at work.
    5/8/09
  • 4
    I too love stories where women get the shitty end of the stick. Women are basically cunts and good for only one fucking thing!
    5/9/09
  • 5
    I rubbed a handful of M&M peanuts between my ass cheeks and put them in a styrofoam cup and gave them to this girl at work. I was laughing to myself as I watched her eating the M&M's. Loved it.
    8/23/09
  • 6
    and this why i do not take a lunc to put in a fridge at work.
    4/18/11
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