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— Gross —I was on a road trip and had a rancid case of the squirts. I went into a convenience store and the woman behind the counter was a total douche-nozzle. So, I went in the bathroom, took the lid off the toilet tank, climbed up there and took a giant shit. In the tank... wiped my ass and left... #3780 — Comments (14) — 12/6/2009 at 11:02 PM — That's Juicy! (4) — That's Lame. (1)
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When you sad a giant shit, did you mean one big long turd or a lot of smaal turds. I am picturing you shitting in the toilet tank.12/7/09
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Well... Like I said... I had the shits pretty bad. So it was more like a blast of dirty brown dishwater co mingled with many small turdlets...12/7/09
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By giant shit... I meant there was quite a lot of it.12/7/09
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Sweet - should have dropped some in the sink too.12/7/09
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Would you shit on my face if I gave you $1000?12/7/09
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cash only! But sure!12/8/09
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I want you to tell me to take your clothes off. Then I want you to to take all my clothes off. You tell me to sniff your ass for a couple of minutes. You tell me to lay on my back. You put one leg on each side of my face. You squat down and you piss on my face and then you take a nice shit on my face. Then you make me rub my nose between your ass cheeks and then I wipe your ass for you with toilet paper.12/8/09
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You should know that I'm a guy... but whatever floats your boat...12/8/09
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What makes you say that I should know you're a guy? Don't women have the case of the squirts?12/9/09
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Maybe I should have said..."I should point out that I'm a guy." Still, I'll shit in your mouth if you want.12/9/09