• Adult Confessions
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    I was on a road trip and had a rancid case of the squirts. I went into a convenience store and the woman behind the counter was a total douche-nozzle. So, I went in the bathroom, took the lid off the toilet tank, climbed up there and took a giant shit. In the tank... wiped my ass and left...
    #3780 — Comments (14) — 12/6/2009 at 11:02 PM — That's Juicy! (4) — That's Lame. (1)
  • 11
    I'd fucking gas the lot of you.
    12/9/09
  • 12
    I'd like to upper deck the toilet toilet at YOUR house... Gas THAT you resivoir tip.
    12/10/09
  • 13
    If you were a chick, I would let you shit in my mouth.
    12/10/09
  • 14
    Upper deck, toilet toilet? Speakedy fucken Engris? Tell you what, take a break from the crack pipe and then when you're a little more coherent, try using the computer.
    12/13/09
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