Going back to when I was sixteen I became the girlfriend of one of my guy friend's father. I am thirty now and I am still his girlfriend. My parents have become good friends with him. It's not that I am a secret, everyone knows I am his girlfriend. I just got back from a dinner party, five old ladies and me talking about our men, kids and grandkids, and when am I going to bless my parents with the pitter patter of grandbabies.

I need a drink, I am just not ready for diaper duty.

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by Anonymous on Sep 30, 2018 at 5:20 PM

#1 I'll give you the benefit o' the doubt regarding needing a drink because I always need one. Okay..
Now that I have another one, we'll talk crap. Pitter patter crap!! Look, don't have any children. Look at the BIG picture. Then just don't get pregnant.


Now, get me another highball.

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