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  • — Anything Goes —
    Straight Male / 22

    Please excuse me. Guess I'm just dumb as far as these computers go. Last night to wrote a confession but it got late so I continued to for today. Well, today I started to continue but the warning stated It has been deleted because the post time had expired. I never knew this. I guess I just ASSUMED (Made an ASS out of U and ME) they would hold it or post it but they did neither. Now, today my continuation was printed and is posted above. Now let me re-type the part that was deleted. It and the 2nd part was post above under ANYTHING GOES.
    The first part:


    A group of Alabama friends went deer hunting and paired off in two's for the day. That night, one of the hunters returned alone, staggering under the weight of an 8 point buck. "Where's Henry?" the others asked. "Henry had a stroke of some kind. He's a couple of miles back up the trail," the successful hunter replied.
    "You left Henry laying out there and carried the deer back?" they inquired.
    "A tough call," nodded the hunter. "But I figured no one was going to steal Henry."

    Th e owner of a golf course in Georgia was confused about paying an invoice, so he decided to ask his secretary for some mathematical help. He called her into his office and said, "You graduated from the University of Georgia and I need some help.. If I gave you $20,000 minus 14%, how much would you take off? The secretary thought a moment and then replied, "Everything but my earrings."

    A senior at Louisiana was overheard saying..."When the end of the world comes I hope to be in Louisiana." When asked why he replied, "I'd rather be in Louisiana because everything happens in Louisiana 20 years later than in the rest of the civilized world."

    The young man in Mississippi came running into store and said to his buddy,"Bubba, someone just stole your pickup truck from the parking lot!" Bubba replied. "Did you see who it was?" The young man answered, "I couldn't tell but I got the license number."

    Now the rest is post on the part which is printed above.

    #42241 — Comments (2) — Nov 10, 2018 at 4:44 PM — That's Juicy! (2) Remove This. ( ** )
  • 1
    WTF is your problem?
  • 2
    Kinda sounds like my only problem is YOU,#1!

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