Straight Male / 53
im sitting here in my wifes thong and jerking off im so horny someone help me
I highly suspect it is your moms thong not your wifes. You have never had a wife.
For the love of god, get out of your parents house and find someone to fuck and get a life.
You cant spend your life sitting around eating hotdogs and wanking off to porn. Thats not real.
I bet you look at your own poo in the toilet as well.
Cheees.