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— When I Was a Kid —When I was 8 we got new neighbors and they had a daughter my age. She soon started getting bossy and trying to but into everything I did. One day she got on my go cart and wouldn't get off. She was demanding for me to start it and some other neighbor kids were watching. So I decided to put her in her place and drag her off it. I managed to pull her out into the yard but ripped her shorts doing it.
She grabbed me and took me down. I was surprised how strong she was. Much stronger than me. She really kicked my butt! Punching and scratching me, and rubbing my face in the grass. I couldn't get away from her.
Then she started shredding my clothes. Tearing my shirt to pieces and ripping my shorts off! I was left wearing my shoes, socks, some rags from my shirt, and tighty whities. #4262 — Comments (14) — 1/11/2009 at 10:08 PM — That's Juicy! (2) — That's Lame. (1)
Me and the other boy just kept laughing about it and the sister came over and asked if we thought it was that funny. I told her yeah it was great. She told me good you'll love this, then yelled GET HIM GIRLS! All the girls closed in on me giggling and laughing, pawing and pulling at me. The next thing I knew I was down to my t shirt and tighty whities!
Now they were all laughing at me, including the brother who had come back fully dressed. The sister got right in my face, said now that's funny, then tossed my clothes out the back door. The other girls quickly shoved me out the door after them. They all stood back laughing as I gathered them up got dressed and headed for home.
But it wasn't so funny once you were the one in your underwear in front of a room full of girls, huh?