• Adult Confessions
    — I Hate My Neighbor —
    My husband and i live in a half a house on the first floor and we have neighbors directly above us and a house of 4 apartments (owned by our slumlords) across the courtyard.

    Everyone parks their cars wherever they want, even though we have assigned spaces. The girl who lives directly above us recently had a "friend in need" move in who has sex with her loudly all hours, parks her car in our space,stomps on the floor above us and plays loud music. Before this friend stayed we loved our upstairs neighbor because she was so quiet.

    Then we have the people across the courtyard that have seedy people visit (i.e. known drug dealers), have loud parties in the summer in which we hear everything from our bedroom,put a picnic bench in our backyard and put their truck cap on it. Their kids and their friends kids also play in our backyard and have knocked over our chairs and citronella torches. We have spoken to the landlord about all this and all we get is "we already know." so we get the brush off. We have talked to the courtyard neighbors and they were nice enough but don't change a thing. There are even former residents parking their trucks in our parking lot.

    The kicker was last summer when my husband and I had our apt windows open (it was hot) and we heard some sounds that turned out to be a tenant's daughter humping her bf on the hood of his car in our parking area in front of the dumpster,only 30 feet from our windows! When my husband yelled at them to go have sex in their own house he got attitude back and then he told them to get the eff out. The next morning the neighbor across the yard admitted it was his daughter.

    We like our actual apartment and other than the obvious white trash neighbors the neighborhood isn't that bad. It's actually rural and quaint.

    Any advice would be appreciated!!!!
    #5032 — Comments (4) — 9/27/2009 at 2:31 PM — That's Juicy! (0) — That's Lame. (0)
  • 1
    OH i forgot to mention that these losers get drunk pretty much every night and have brawls in the yard on occasion. They also smoke weed on their front porch with kids around...classy.
    9/27/09
  • 2
    Is this my place? This is the strata title property in Adelaide, owned by a slumlord, who takes in blow-ins from public housing who can't get housing, criminals, low profilers, druggies, prostitutes. You know the type?

    Your place resembles mine, but mine is more corrupt. You see in our common car park, strata title, everyone has a designed car space to use with their own unit number clearly painted on the bitumen. Do you think any of these holiday apartment tourists care? Sure not, they use everyone else's space, but their own! They drop cigarette butts all over the property, even onto dry underbrush, they have sex during the day, if they don't get caught ontop a huge granite rock, at night in front of my window. I don't mind free porn, I just start shooting with the digital, will get a good lot of it soon.
    The moaning and groaning from above my unit, next door, and way up 3 doors down, the group of 8, is enough to make you turn up your 'downloaded' sex moans and groans, full volume, and they soon get the message and stop in the middle of 'coitus' interruptus. Good for me, not good for the spoof heads concerned.

    Another tip, for you, to get even, play your music loud, turn it up when it could in fact annoy them. Then just deny it was you should you be asked whether that noise was coming from you.

    Tell your council was trash is living around you. Get their names and other details. Write to your local government minister, tell him you are not getting what you want, and that is peace and quiet. Write to the slumlord concerned, write a copy every week until he/she has enough of your requests that something should be done, soon.

    Actually, thinking about it now, I reckon my place is worse than yours, cos' now I have to put up with 4 burkha women walking around in black and white sheets, in a 40 plus degree day, there is one male in the house, imagine the sex he gets, and what kind of pleasures with all his wives?

    They are his sex slaves, glorified waitresses for his every wim. You'd think that this race would be quiet? Wrong, they have already damaged my property, verbally abused my person, done harm to my pet cat, and he died in the end, throw projectiles at my fence and damaged it, play loud music and party nearly every night, invite hundreds of little blithering black ankle sheeters around to make even more noise, amongst large black darleks.

    The whole suburb at the moment resembles the middle east. All that's missing here is the desert and camels. The shops are exactly like they are in 3rd world countries, and I am talking about a suburb in Adelaide!!!

    My neighbours backyard resembles a desert. They collect dried up twigs and collect boxes. Their daddy is a crazy arab, with crazy kids and crazy wives, they should all go home, back to where they came from.

    If it isn't the trash, in your own backyard, the trash you grew up with, its the trash coming from other countries making the already stinky trash even more decrepid.

    Good luck, get some spells, look them up on Google, I hate my neighbour + spells, see if that makes any difference!

    I wish you the best of luck with your peace and quiet . . .

    You are not alone with your plight for justice.
    9/28/09
  • 3
    Sorry mate! Knocked over your tiki torches, did they? Cheeky beggars.
    10/5/09
  • 4
    Next time take call police. It's illegal to have sex in public. Indecency laws.
    And/or take video and pics
    and give to cops. Or make your own website.

    LOL
    12/17/09
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