• Adult Confessions
    — I Hate My Neighbor —
    I'm in college and I live in a dorm. My hallmates drive me NUTS. They're up at all hours running around and slamming doors and screaming about how this boy likes them but they don't like him blah blah we're so hot blah blah I was SO DRUNK. I get that they're excited to be away from their parents and whore it up, but it's annoying as fuck. Especially when they taped a bunch of newspaper in the hallway where they listed all their names and then tallied the number of times each girl had a walk of shame, a black out, or puked all over herself. The queen of the group who everyone loves lives in the room right next door to mine. She plays the same damn Kelly Clarkson song for hours almost every day and then they all meet in her room to scream and giggle. Well a couple weeks ago the halls were really quiet and all the girls were stressed out - they had midterms and were flipping a shit. The queen next door even yelled at one of her minions for talking too loudly on the phone because she was studying for an exam.

    Anyhow, I got back at her that night by having my boyfriend (who goes to another college) over and having loud sex with him for over an hour. Then, in the morning when they were all getting dressed and running around I had loud shower sex with him in the public bathroom. I hope they were embarassed.
    #5036 — Comments (6) — 10/3/2009 at 6:13 PM — That's Juicy! (0) — That's Lame. (0)
  • 1
    Just keep those sex sounds loud, especially when they're sleeping.

    Keep them embarrassed and ashamed, they should be ashamed, they sound like downright 'pieces of nasty work'
    10/3/09
  • 2
    You belong with them...trash with trash....premarital sex! You're surely going to hell! I hope they torture you all night long like oprah does to stedman!!! loser!!!
    10/5/09
  • 3
    Sorry, who was the trash?

    Sex is dirty, filthy and trash, and I bet you do it too??? hmmmm
    10/5/09
  • 4
    Wait a minute, you deliberately had loud sex in order for people to overhear you and you and you're hoping THEY'RE embarrassed? My dear, how shall I put this? You're retarded. You have no friends. Those girls are laughing their asses off at you. The best you can hope for is to find a used condom on your dorm room doorknob and for the guys in your dorm to make those barking and pig noises at you. I'm sure you're familiar with them. Now go back to cutting yourself and making yourself vomit.
    10/5/09
  • 5
    Maybe they'll all get alcohol poisoning
    10/11/09
  • 6
    Get a project...put a camera in the bedroom hooked up to the projector and SHOW them how its done. =)
    Worked with the black gay couple that moved in behind my house. They moved out 2 weeks later.
    7/11/11
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