• Adult Confessions
    — I Hate My Neighbor —
    I live in a beautiful and very expensive apartment complex. One tenant accross the hall is Middle Eastern and another lives upstairs. They seem to love to cook everything with curry powder. The sweet sickening putrid smell travels through my apartment and even permeates the closets.Despite all of my efforts- inscence, scented candles, baking soda, air fresheners and purifying machines, I can still smell it when they cook and for days afterward.I was so sick of it one night, that I deliberately blew cigarette smoke into the vents. Later, I received letter from the management that the odor of cigarettes was entering the living rooms of the non smoking tenants. Imagine that! So I wrote back a letter about the freakin curry powder stench and have to date received no response.If they would only air out their apartments while cooking, I would not hate them so much. I have resorted to occasionally shouting F...ckin Muslims while being overcome with curry odor madness while entering the hallway!
    #5052 — Comments (6) — 10/22/2009 at 1:25 PM — That's Juicy! (0) — That's Lame. (0)
  • 1
    Oh how you sound like me!

    Yes, these 'nationalities' get on my nerves also. Their dress sense is also laughable as it honestly is more hostile to see a burkha covered woman or thing, combined with their foul cooking odours.

    Yes, my mooslim neighbours also enjoy cooking lamb, lamb for breakfast, lamb for lunch, lamb for dinner. This is always after praytime, which sounds like a mosque next door.

    The poor lamb they eat, is culled for their needs, for their religious ideals, and when they eat meat for their ramadam or Eid, this is when in Australia, they will also be allowed to cull a young calf in their backyard. Because we are a free country which accepts these cults, the mooslim morons we will see more polygamy, sharia law, lamb culling, animal culling, foul odours permeating to our homes and properties.

    MY mooslim persian iranian neighbours have even, started making fires in their backyard for their mooslim kids to jump over as a pagan ritual. You see, they are like witches, they don't care about kids playing with fire, or jumping over fire.

    My council is very interested in them making backyard fires, because here, in Australia we have immense fire restrictions, due to the recent bush fires interstate. It would not surprise me one bit if it were a 'mooslim' terrorist who lit them, cos' you see, all mooslims are under suspicion, you know why? Because in the Koran they state that all those who disbelieve in their 'Allah' will deserve to die.

    Your mooslim neighbour, or curry munchers, whatever they are, are all, evil, dirty weazils and stink out your apartment with their evil powders and stench because they are all witches and come from pagan backgrounds.

    If I were you, keep blowing your nicotine, like we do, over the fence, together with incense sticks, about 20 or 30 or more and see if that works. It works for me, as the mooslim wife, (one of 5) yelled out to me, "stop that smoke, it is not nice" and the witch started coughing and I thought I was onto a good thing.

    Anyway, these pagans, mooslims, curry munchers, sand niggers, niglets, sand dune coons, all deserve one thing, and that is to cook their stinking food back in the desert they came from, and to take their stinking wives, stinking kids, stinking religions, stinking stupid burkhas and panties they wear over their heads and stupid black sheets they cover themselves with back to the dark ages, because they are not wanted in our western country,

    that is for sure.

    So, any mooslims, reading this, go back and cook your stinking meat and foods, back to the desert from whence you came, you stinking pieces of vermin.
    10/23/09
  • 2
    I have heartbreaking news for you. You do not live in a "beautiful and very expensive apartment." You live in a jerry-built, cheap-o, cheesebox with paper-thin walls and poor ventilation. You probably thought you were "movin' on up to the bigtime/to a dee-luxe apartment in the sky-yi-yi" as they sang in the theme song to the seventies sitcom "The Jeffersons," but alas, you were deceived.
    Either learn to love curry (I do, it's delicious when used judiciously) or move back to whatever trailer park or inner city project you came from.
    Hating others because they're from another culture and their ways are strange to you is tacky and ignorant.
    10/26/09
  • 3
    No, tacky and ignorant is letting the entire building know what you're having for dinner because your dinner smells like rotten fish. I lived in a pricey building and my Korean neighbors stunk up the entire place with their damn kim-chee. The smell even got into the elevator and polluted the lobby. It was sickening and NOT ok! Spreading disgusting smells are every bit as polluting as someone who plays their stereo too loud. One individual or one family is affecting everyone's quality of life.
    11/1/09
  • 4
    Why don't you irritate them with an offensive smell, cigarettes, incense (about 20 in a row), fart smells from the comedy shop, rotten eggs are good, shit, try everything, even put the shit on their door step, and urine, they will soon leave, as they will think that their cooking is offending others.

    It is a matter of pollution, and you are paying rent and are entitled to get what you deserve and that is no offensive cooking smells, no noisy orgasms, no noisy neighbours or children, nothing that irritates your person.
    12/8/09
  • 5
    Go fuck yourself, 4366! You fucking race protector! Possibly a fucking muslim terrorist yourself!
    12/8/09
  • 6
    I would much rather smell dinners being cooked with Curry, than the smell of toxic cigarette smoke.
    2/3/11
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