• Adult Confessions
    — I Hate My Neighbor —
    WE HAVE A SKANK LIVING IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD. UGLY PIECE OF SHIT 'HO. HATE HER GUTS. SHE'S ONE CRAAAZZZZYYYY BITCH. WE ALL WISH SHE'D MOVE - EVERYONE HATES HER. THE HOUSE IS A MESS, YARD IS TRASH, BRINGS DOWN THE ENTIRE NEIGHBORHOOD. DO OUR BEST TO IGNORE THE SKANK. SHE'S A MONKEY-FACED, BUTT UGLY. HONEST TO GAWD WASTE OF SPACE. I'D SAY I WISH SHE'S DIE - BUT THAT WOULDN'T BE NICE. (HEE-HEE)
    #5053 — Comments (5) — 10/22/2009 at 3:07 PM — That's Juicy! (0) — That's Lame. (0)
  • 1
    Is she possibly a witch?

    Sound like one!

    What a skankorifk piece of work she is, try talking to her?

    Perhaps she is okay, but possibly not.

    If her place is a mess, she is possibly suffering a mental disorder of some kind or two or three.

    Usually being 'anal repulsive' or anal retentive is a way of explaining the Freudian definition of who is too messy and who is too clean, in OCD, the obsessive compulsive disorder, which is what I am, and generally turn to the other disorder, the next week, like which bomb has hit my house,

    called, "Chaos Theory", or Mandelbrot Effect.
    10/23/09
  • 2
    And you, I suppose, are a vision of loveliness, kind, considerate and helpful and an asset to your neighborhood?
    10/26/09
  • 3
    ABSOLUTELY! You should see me walk on water! :)
    11/8/09
  • 4
    What's a darla? Is that a real name?
    11/15/09
  • 5
    A Darla is a monkey-faced whore that resides mostly in suburbian areas. The Darla usually ruins any and all social events, coversations and property values just by showing it's butt-ugly, skanktified whore face and fake tan leathery body. Be weary of the Darla, it lies, cheats, steals and will poison everything it touches.
    12/19/09
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