Is she possibly a witch?
Sound like one!
What a skankorifk piece of work she is, try talking to her?
Perhaps she is okay, but possibly not.
If her place is a mess, she is possibly suffering a mental disorder of some kind or two or three.
Usually being 'anal repulsive' or anal retentive is a way of explaining the Freudian definition of who is too messy and who is too clean, in OCD, the obsessive compulsive disorder, which is what I am, and generally turn to the other disorder, the next week, like which bomb has hit my house,
called, "Chaos Theory", or Mandelbrot Effect.
And you, I suppose, are a vision of loveliness, kind, considerate and helpful and an asset to your neighborhood?
ABSOLUTELY! You should see me walk on water! :)
What's a darla? Is that a real name?
A Darla is a monkey-faced whore that resides mostly in suburbian areas. The Darla usually ruins any and all social events, coversations and property values just by showing it's butt-ugly, skanktified whore face and fake tan leathery body. Be weary of the Darla, it lies, cheats, steals and will poison everything it touches.
At least I don't look like a wrinkled paper bag. Tan some more bitch.