• Adult Confessions
    — I Hate My Neighbor —
    My upstairs neighbor's boyfriend is a psycho. Very often in the morning they have loud, violent fights. One Friday morning I literally jumped out of bed terrified because I though I could hear gun shots coming from upstairs and my neighbor screaming at the top of her lungs. They were running around the apartment screaming bloody murder and making loud banging noises(?) I thought that an intruder had gotten into her apartment and was killing her. She ran out into the street and screamed for the police. I was shitting myself because I couldn't find the phone to call 911. After about 10 minutes of horrified panic my boyfriend came over and the neighbor's boyfriend left. I HATE THEM.
    #5055 — Comments (4) — 10/24/2009 at 7:03 PM — That's Juicy! (0) — That's Lame. (0)
  • 1
    Get even, make some noise, real noise, and make them as scared as you were.

    It always works.

    Download gunshots, or other scary sounds and see what your neighbours do then?

    Turn up the volume really high!
    10/25/09
  • 2
    I had never told anyone living in our apartment complex that I am a cop. Then my department insituted a mandatory carry a firearm even off duty policy. One of my neighbors saw I had a gun and asked me about it.

    I told him I was a cop and explained about our new policy. He told everyone. Now when there is a domestic disturbance, they come and knock on my door. They do not even think about dialing 911. What the fuck!
    10/26/09
  • 3
    You should have told him you were an enforcer for the mob. Quick thinking is essential if you're going to be successful in law enforcement. So now you're outed and you get asked for help when you're off-duty. Bummer.
    10/26/09
  • 4
    I mean, you make a good point--but are still a DICK
    11/24/09
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