• Adult Confessions
    — I Hate My Neighbor —
    I AM WRITING THIS TO TRULY VENT HOW I FEEL ABOUT MY STUPID ASS, STANK, IGNORANT, NASTY, WORTHLESS NEIGHBORS. THEIR YARD AND HOME IS EYE LEVEL TO MY BACK PORCH AND CARPORT. WHERE EVER I GO I CAN SEE THEIR NASTY, OVERGROWN DUMP OF A YARD. THEIR BACKYARD LOOKS LIKE DONKEY KONG TOOK A BIG DUMP ALL OVER IT. THEY LIVE IN A NASTY, FALLING APART MOBILE HOME WITH NO UNDERSKIRTING. THEY HAVE NO GRASS, ONLY WEEDS AND I SWEAR EVERY VEHICLE THEY BUY SOUNDS LIKE IT HAS NO MUFFLER AMPLIFIED ABOUT SEVEN TIMES. THESE PEOPLE WEAR THE SAME OUTFITS FOR THREE DAYS IN A ROW. YOU KNOW THEY HAVE TO SMELL LIKE ASS. THEY ARE SO DISGUSTING TO LOOK AT I PROMISE YOU THAT WHEN THE DO COME OUTSIDE IT DRAWS THE FLIES AND THE VULTURES. THE WOMAN LOOKS LIKE A MAN AND MOWS THE LAWN WITH A BIKINI ON. GROSS. KEEP IN MIND THE YARD ONLY GETS MOWED TWICE A YEAR. THEY TOOK THEIR DINING ROOM CHAIRS OUTSIDE AND PUT THEM AROUND THEIR FIRE PIT, THAT WAS A YEAR AGO AND THE CHAIRS ARE STILL THERE, RUSTED AND STAINED. THE GUY THAT LIVES THERE LIES ALL THE TIME, AND TELLS EVERYONE THAT HE WAS A ROADIE FOR NICKELBACK!! YEAH RIGHT!! HE CALLS HIS WIFE A DUMB WHORE AND SAYS HE WILL GIVE HER A THOUSAND DOLLARS TO HIT THE ROAD!! HE HAS NEVER EVEN SEEN A THOUSAND DOLLARS. HE IS THE DUMB WHORE!!!! DICKLESS BITCHES!! THEY TRY TO COPY EVERYTHING WE DO, BUT WHAT THEY DO NOT UNDERSTAND IS THAT THEY WOULD ACTUALLY HAVE TO DO A LOT OF CLEANING TO EVEN BEGIN TO COMPARE TO US. THEY HAVE A RANK ODOR COMING FROM THEIR GENERAL DIRECTION. IT SMELLS LIKE ROTTEN SEWER. THEIR TRASH AND CHILDREN'S TOYS BLOW IN OUR YARD AND I AM SICK OF IT. THEY MAKE PRANK CALLS TO THE POLICE DEPT ABOUT US AND THINK IT IS FUNNY. I WOULD LOVE TO GET SOME REVENGE IDEAS!!!
    #5088 — Comments (2) — 12/4/2009 at 7:05 PM — That's Juicy! (1) — Lame (0)
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    put up a fence.
    12/7/09
  • 2
    Lots of revenge ideas . . .

    google some witch spells and see what you can choose from:

    annoying nasty neighbour spells,

    urine is good, and feng shui dogs up at your front entrance to detract the cha flow (the rotten) energy they give you.

    Look up Feng Shui, neighbour ornaments to detract the negative flow of energy they emit to your yard and home.
    12/8/09
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