For some reason, my neighbors do not screw in their bedroom. They go to their back bedroom which faces my backyard. I have insomnia. I always sit in my back yard at midnight or so, where I hope the cool air will make me sleepy (it never works).

One night, I was in the backyard, and they were screwing up a storm in the back bedroom. The windows were wide open and for some reason, it echoes. I don't leave. I kind of like listening to him go on and on like that. I just kind of sit in the dark and laugh.

They do this about once a week, like clockwork. I am beginning to think they are putting on a show for me.

Sometimes, though, when I REALLY don't want to listen to someone else having really wonderful sex, but must sit in my own backyard, it really fucking irks me.

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by Anonymous on Mar 15, 2001 at 4:04 PM

Why don't yoy make popcorn and sell tickets you could make some money!!!!

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by Anonymous on Dec 16, 2001 at 10:11 AM

Bust out the video camera and record them, borrow one if you don't have one. Put a copy in their mailbox, try to package it as a slick version of a porn movie.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Mar 16, 2001 at 8:40 PM

Hell, you bring the popcorn, you can watch for free! Just try not to get turned on.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Feb 1, 2002 at 8:21 AM

Put up a web--cam and sell subscriptions.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Oct 20, 2011 at 9:09 PM

I'm pissed at my neighbor because I just recently found out something.

Our houses are very close together. I didn't realize he had a tinted or blacked out window in his bathroom. I recently found out that he can easily look down on my first floor bedroom...right over my bed!!!
That SOB has been enjoying my nudity and other activities for three years.
I realize its not his fault but its very embarassing when I found out.

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