I used to have a really rude couple living next door to me in my apartment building. All of our apartments have heavy steel doors on them and these stupid retards just didn't get it that when they just let the door go after they opened it, it would slam really hard and vibrate the walls and make a lot of noise. These people would do this shit day and night. They would park so close to my car so I couldn't get into it and when they opened their doors, it was obvious they were hitting my car because it had silver paint marks on both the doors, and I drive a blue car. They just really went out of their way to be total assholes, and everytime I saw them I would go out of my way to be nice and say hi, but they just didn't seem to like anyone in the whole building. Well one night me and a group of my friends went out drinking. We came home to crash at my place and I noticed they had just bought a brand new welcome mat. Earlier that day, one of the idiots slammed the door and caused the walls to shake so bad that it broke a collector's plate I inherited from my great grandmother. So I decided I would return the favor and piss all over their new welcome mat. So I walked over, dropped my pants in front of all my friends and pissed on the mat. My friends knew what was going on with these people so after I went, they each took a turn pissing on their welcome mat. Well that wasn't enough for me. We decided to put my dart board up against their wall and play darts for 2 hours straight, pounding on their bedroom wall at 3 in the morning on a Sunday night (they both get up early in the morning and had a newborn baby, so I knew they would be kept up). Then we all took turns jumping off my bed onto the floor and making the walls shake, while I had my 250 watt stereo at full blast, which also meant we'd have to yell at the top of our lungs to talk to each other. I'm sure they probably tried to call the cops but the cops leave it up to management to solve, and management doesn't care unless the place is burning down or someone has a gun and is going postal in the place. Finally, around 5:30 we all went to bed. They were quiet all the day and the door didn't slam once. But since that night, they have been so quiet and they have been so unbelievably polite when I pass them in the hall that I think my friends and I made it pretty clear that we really don't take kindly to people who act like assholes and feel they have carte blanche to treat everyone else as if they are an asshole too.

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by Anonymous on Mar 28, 2004 at 9:33 AM

Ahh! The pot never wearys of calling the kettle black....

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by Anonymous on Mar 28, 2004 at 11:13 AM

Who cares. The problem has stopped, right? Besides, they had it coming.

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