I love jerking off in the bed with my wife sleeping next to me. I think about the girl i have a crush on. My wife hasnt had sex with me in more than a year. I would die if my right hand fell off.
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by Anonymous on Sep 29, 2008 at 7:07 PM
That would be awful. I guess you will just have learn how to jackoff with your left hand as would I. I love to jack off.
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by Anonymous on Sep 29, 2008 at 7:38 PM
I jack off while I watch my wife humping her body pillow. Then we fuck like lemurs in heat.
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by Anonymous on Sep 30, 2008 at 7:48 AM
You probably look like lemurs too.
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by Anonymous on Oct 1, 2008 at 11:16 PM
You're so funny, I forgot to laugh.
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by Anonymous on Oct 2, 2008 at 11:37 PM
I've jerked off in my girlfriend's oatmeal before then I'd watch her eat it. She still doesn't know
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by Anonymous on Oct 3, 2008 at 11:18 AM
Beautiful and a turn on. What do you think she would do if she caught you jacking off in her oatmeal?
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by Anonymous on Oct 7, 2008 at 11:22 AM
Why oatmeal? Skip the middle man and just jack off into her mouth.
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by Anonymous on Nov 2, 2008 at 5:33 AM
If my wife didn't have sex with me for a year, she wouldn't not have to fall asleep before I started jacking off. If I have to pull my pud to get any relief, she'd have to watch.
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