I met this cute guy Saturday at a club. We hit it off pretty good. When it came time to leave, he offered to drive. I waited at the door while he got his 'Vette.
It was a fucking CHEvette!
We got back to my place and started fooling around. I got down on my knees and started undoing his zipper. He's like, No baby, i wanna do you. I thought "nice" that would make up for the car.
His ideal of foreplay was a kiss on the neck and squeezing my tit. He climbed on and started pumping. I could barely feel him in me. After a couple of strokes, he came. Then he's like, well baby, was it good for you? did u cum?
Christ, what a loser. I would have had mor fun with my finger!

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by Anonymous on Feb 16, 2003 at 10:53 AM

Ok here's the thing. The guy obviously has a lot to learn however as far as I know, when selecting courses at school, I've never noticed any in making love.
Now keep in mind, that males and females are built different and therefor need different techniques in order to reach sexual satisfaction. Maybe you were the first for that guy, maybe not, but obviously not one female, you included, ever bothered to take the time to "show him the ropes," therefor all of you suffer.
I suppose I was fortunate long ago as my first sexual encounter was with a lady in her early 30's while I was mid-teens, and from what i've been told over the years, was taught very well by her, so in your future, if there's a problem and you like the guy, don't disguard him for being a bad lover, teach him.

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by Anonymous on Feb 16, 2003 at 11:54 AM

I would have been different if he made an attempt to go further, say anything except 'was it good for you?'
It seemed that all he wanted was to get himself off.

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by Anonymous on Feb 17, 2003 at 5:31 AM

whats a CHEvette?

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by Anonymous on Feb 17, 2003 at 9:10 AM

A Chevette was a small junker General Motors put out in the 80's. The partial Vette name was the only thing in common with the Corvette.
She most likely emphasised the "Chev" part, since the guy said he went to get his 'Vette.
She also sounds materialistic.

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by Anonymous on Feb 17, 2003 at 12:27 PM

so what, who cares what she sounds like!!
who are you to judge her??
however, i do agree with the poster who said that instead of cutting him down, teach him!!
how else will he learn if you dont teach him??
you be the teacher and teach him how you would want it to be done!
then boom you got yourself the perfect lover unless of course he just cant be taught...in that case kick him to the curb!!

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by Anonymous on Feb 17, 2003 at 3:43 PM

I agree with the poster that said something about teaching him.....I mean how else will he learn? If he can't be taught then he's not worth your time

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by Anonymous on Feb 18, 2003 at 7:53 AM

I like a woman that takes control in the bedroom. You should try that approach the next time.
even a "slow down, we're not in a race" comment would be effective.

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